funny anecdotes

There were a few funny novels that he could recommend. First of all," Strange Stories of Abnormal Humans " was a light-hearted and funny novel. The plot was very interesting, and it could make you laugh like a pig or a goose. Secondly," I Open a Pawnshop in the World " was also a novel that combined folk mysteries and the distortions of human nature in the real world. The author brought you to understand the mysteries from a first-person perspective, and at the same time, it was very funny. Other than that, there were also novels like " Strange News and Strange Records,"" Strange News of Gold and Stone,"" Strange News of the Ancient Times," and other strange stories that could be recommended as jokes.

There's a story about a girl who planned to lose her virginity on a special holiday. However, she got food poisoning that day and spent the whole time in the bathroom. She was so disappointed at first, but later she found it hilarious how things went so wrong. When she finally did have that moment, it was much more low - key and she could laugh about the whole ordeal.

A friend of mine took xanax once and tried to sing along to the radio. But instead of singing the right words, he just made up his own gibberish that kind of rhymed. It was so funny to watch.

Once, a girlfriend teased her friend about being a coffee addict. She said, 'You run on coffee more than your car runs on gas!'. Her friend then invited her to a coffee - tasting event she knew about. They had a great time exploring different coffee flavors and learning about coffee culture together.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Bowie was once at a party and he started doing an impromptu dance that was a crazy mix of different styles. It was so unexpected and hilarious that all the guests stopped what they were doing and just watched him. He didn't care at all and just kept on dancing.

Joke: The pastor told the congregation that their church was so poor it had to send their bell to the foundry. So they were having a 'no bell' service. A little boy asked, 'Does that mean it's a 'devil - may - care' service?' Story: A young girl was praying very hard for a new bike. She prayed every night for weeks. Finally, her mother told her that God doesn't just give you things like that. You have to work for them. The girl thought for a moment and said, 'Well, I'll just keep praying then because I don't know how to make a bike.'

I remember going to the movies. I had to take my insulin shot in the dark. When I pulled out my pen, the person next to me jumped and thought I was going to stab them or something. It was really funny once I explained what was going on.

One anecdote is that Bill Gates was at a dinner party. He was trying to pour himself a glass of wine, but the bottle slipped and some wine spilled on the table. He just looked at it and said, 'Well, that's my donation to the tablecloth cleaning fund.' Everyone at the party laughed. It showed his ability to laugh at himself in a simple, everyday situation.

Surprise is a big one. For example, if you expect a person to do one thing but they do the exact opposite in a really unexpected way. Like a clumsy waiter who you think will spill the drinks but instead he does an amazing dance with the tray of drinks still intact.