funny short anecdotes

Joke: The pastor told the congregation that their church was so poor it had to send their bell to the foundry. So they were having a 'no bell' service. A little boy asked, 'Does that mean it's a 'devil - may - care' service?' Story: A young girl was praying very hard for a new bike. She prayed every night for weeks. Finally, her mother told her that God doesn't just give you things like that. You have to work for them. The girl thought for a moment and said, 'Well, I'll just keep praying then because I don't know how to make a bike.'

There's a story about a girl who planned to lose her virginity on a special holiday. However, she got food poisoning that day and spent the whole time in the bathroom. She was so disappointed at first, but later she found it hilarious how things went so wrong. When she finally did have that moment, it was much more low - key and she could laugh about the whole ordeal.

Here are some recommendations for short stories about family stories: 1. Family Chronicle: This book mainly tells the story of the author's grandfather and father, showing the taste of Russian tradition. 2. " Father and Son of the Zhang Family " was a short story about the daily life of the father and son of the Zhang family. These books can help readers understand the story world of family stories.

A friend of mine took xanax once and tried to sing along to the radio. But instead of singing the right words, he just made up his own gibberish that kind of rhymed. It was so funny to watch.

Once, a girlfriend teased her friend about being a coffee addict. She said, 'You run on coffee more than your car runs on gas!'. Her friend then invited her to a coffee - tasting event she knew about. They had a great time exploring different coffee flavors and learning about coffee culture together.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Anecdotes short stories are usually brief. They focus on a single event or incident. For example, like the story of a dog chasing its tail in the park. It doesn't have a complex plot like a novel.

Bowie was once at a party and he started doing an impromptu dance that was a crazy mix of different styles. It was so unexpected and hilarious that all the guests stopped what they were doing and just watched him. He didn't care at all and just kept on dancing.

I remember going to the movies. I had to take my insulin shot in the dark. When I pulled out my pen, the person next to me jumped and thought I was going to stab them or something. It was really funny once I explained what was going on.

One anecdote is that Bill Gates was at a dinner party. He was trying to pour himself a glass of wine, but the bottle slipped and some wine spilled on the table. He just looked at it and said, 'Well, that's my donation to the tablecloth cleaning fund.' Everyone at the party laughed. It showed his ability to laugh at himself in a simple, everyday situation.