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Bonk is justice! No Horny! Having been tormented by the loneliness of his life, Albert chose to escape by indulging himself in sexual desire. Unfortunately, his life came short. STD, AIDS, Syphilis, he was inflicted by severe diseases and died in regret. Now he has grasped a second chance and reincarnated in another world as a Demon Dog. With the help of his golden wooden bat, he traveled to prevent anyone from dying due to the same diseases. Horny People? Slay! Seduction? Bonk! Trying for the first time? Horny Jail! Bonk is justice! And I shall serve justice! -------- Other Works: 1. I Can Read People's Comment 2. Oil Tycoon: Let's Find Oil in a Martial World 3. God of Tricksters (Completed) 4. Gacha Sovereign (Completed) 5. The Magician of Sound (Completed) -------- Discord: https://discord.gg/yFvfjxRQag

One ordinary evening, Chris Valakis and his stepmother, Isabelle, are attacked by a group of mercenary demons. That's when Chris learns the truth: his beautiful stepmother is actually a vampire. But one of the demons, believed to be dead, lands a fatal blow on him. To save his life, Isabelle turns him into a vampire. Now Chris owes her a debt, and a lonely, sexually frustrated woman like Isabelle knows exactly how to collect. Chris becomes her sex slave... but that's only the beginning. On top of satisfying his stepmother, he'll have to master his new vampire powers and survive the enemies determined to kill Isabelle and, above all, his stepsister, Mia Valakis — the Vampire Princess herself.

"Sign a contract with me, be my sex doll for just ten days. I will pay you twenty million dollars." "What the fûck! What did you just say? What do I look like to you? Do I look like someone you can buy with your filthy money? How dare you come to my house and spill those rotten words to me!!" I gasped. "I can double the amount for you... please, help me and..." "Go to hell with your rotten money!!!" I pulled him up from the seat furiously. A 10-day contract. A dangerous obsession. A love that breaks all the rules. Vera Santos thought she could survive ten days as her boss's personal plaything. But Jackson Taylor is more than dominant, he's damaged, dark, and devastatingly irresistible. As lust turns into something deeper, secrets, stalkers, and betrayal threaten to destroy everything. She wanted freedom. He wanted control. Neither expected love. Now? Neither can live without it.

When Veronica Lance adopted me eight years ago, I knew it was the beginning of a dream life. Even though I was only ten, I understood it the moment she pulled up her blazing red Ferrari in front of the orphanage. But I soon realized it wouldn’t be her money, nor the luxury apartment in Manhattan, that would ever make me the happiest guy alive. It was her body — so sensual, so tempting, so utterly irresistible. She was, without a doubt, the most beautiful woman in the world. She’d been my erotic dream from the first instant I saw her step out of that car — and that dream came true much sooner than I’d ever dared to hope. Now, with my wallet always full and my balls always empty, I’m living my perfect life with Veronica — my horny stepmom and secret lover. But my life will take a darker turn with the arrival of a mysterious new classmate.

It's not written by me But my friend _HORNY_ROCKY_ an Chinese friend. He is using my WN account to upload his work in my account. So please don't blame me.

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

Now being serialized ahead of time on Kakuyomu! “Please… give me the naughty treatment” The only way to break the curse of heat is… injecting mana through bodily fluids? An exiled curse breaker suddenly finds himself being sweetly seduced every day by beast-eared beautiful girls! Rookie adventurer Theo’s only skill is Curse Breaking. But curses are extremely rare, so he almost never gets to use it. Mocked as useless and quickly kicked out of his party, he’s left feeling down… Then, a top-ranked adventurer and fox-eared big-sister type, Milfi, appears before him. “Please… break my curse…” Heavy breathing, moist eyes, a flushed face burning with feverish desire. And on her stomach — a pink, mysteriously glowing curse mark. According to her, she was hit with a “heat curse” that only affects beastfolk while exploring a dungeon. And the condition to break it…? The curse breaker must infuse his bodily fluids into her!? “A kiss isn’t enough… I want something thicker…” And so begins the erotic curse-breaking life with beast-eared girls. Pushed down, lips and bodies overlapping — wait, is this really treatment? Or is it a reward? But she’s not the only one cursed…!? A tsundere cat-eared girl pins him down saying “I like you. I love you so much”, A dog-eared maid girl offers him extreme service… The skill everyone called useless is somehow insanely popular with beastfolk girls! Every night, the girls in heat sweetly press themselves on him, crave him, and shower him with affection! The worthless curse breaker’s unbelievable harem life has begun!! Chapters marked with contain erotic content

° A tourist Palace ‘Swarg Sadan’ that is said to be haunted according to the people who had experienced several paranormal things there... ° Gauri, the heiress of the Rathore tourism industries, who is the owner of the castle. To prove herself responsible toward her duties, she took an unexpected step along with her friends... ° “I myself have to find out what's happening inside that place...” ° But things went upside down after she realised that whatever that evil was, it wasn't hurting her... ° It was like... "W-who is there?" No... ° Read to find out, babies~

In a world overrun by rifts and monsters, Dragon Summoners rule the world. Arthur Cole was supposed to be a nobody, but he gains a unique ability: he can summon mythic Female Paladins. ​The only catch is that they are incredibly horny. One carries a greatsword that can cleave a mountain in half. One has a divine crossbow with arrows that can track a target through dimensions.One has a thunderbolt spear that can instantly roast a True Dragon alive. ​They are an unstoppable, world-ending army on the battlefield. But behind closed doors, they all share the exact same common hunger for Arthur's attention. ​Join Arthur Cole as he conquers Dungeons while building an a Legion of very Beautiful Horny Paladins.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?