ambulancia meme

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic) Suis sur facebook en open source, Dav Bin, vu que le compte est passé en creation digitale, viendez. pas.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

Una semana antes de mi boda con Alistair Sterling, estaba en el centro comunitario del muelle de Seattle que había diseñado cuando fui aplastada en un accidente, uno deliberadamente orquestado por la hermana de su difunta esposa, Bianca Thorne. Usó un soplete de plasma para cortar un soporte crítico del andamio. Las barras de acero que cayeron me atravesaron el abdomen. Cuando Alistair y los paramédicos llegaron, estaba atrapada bajo el metal retorcido, desangrándome. Pero él pasó corriendo a mi lado para ir directo hacia Bianca, que estaba perfectamente bien y solo fingía temblar. La abrazó con fuerza mientras ella temblaba en sus brazos, sana y salva. Un paramédico gritó con ansiedad: "¡Señor Sterling, su prometida está en estado crítico! ¡Tenemos que llevarla a quirófano de inmediato!". Pero Alistair bloqueó la camilla, recorriéndome con una mirada gélida y despectiva. "Solo ha sido un accidente. Bianca está aterrorizada, ella es la prioridad. Llévenla primero a una evaluación psicológica". Mientras se preparaban para dejarme atrás, usé mi última pizca de fuerza para agarrarme a la pernera de su pantalón. Él frunció el ceño y apartó mis dedos, que perdían fuerza. "Bianca no lo hizo a propósito, solo entró en pánico. Scarlett, tú eres la profesional aquí. Deberías saber cuál es la prioridad". Luego, usando la huella de mi dedo empapado en sangre, desbloqueó a la fuerza mi tableta de trabajo. La usó para borrar el último registro de seguridad, eliminando toda prueba de la entrada no autorizada de Bianca a la obra. "El siguiente equipo de paramédicos llegará pronto. Aguanta".

collectinc gifts and memes

This is short overview of memes i've either encountered or find funny. If you want, come along and join the ride. Tell me what memes are funny. I am not a knock off version of meme review (well... I am.) Book covers are complicated so frick em. To be honest a lot of it will be pointless banter and history if it permits. (I will not explain which history, because it will literally be anything)

I just want the author badge but I’ll continue to post some stupid shit after I get the badge. ?‍??

Have a wonderful taim birthday party

Apa? Sinopsis? ngapain? Lagian ini novel kagak jelas, ngapain di kasih sinopsis anjir. Masih maksa? yaudah ini sinopsisnya. seorang pria wibu akut yang hobinya nonton meme dan anime kagak jelas, tiba-tiba masuk ke dunia Isekai, dan disana dia harus bertahan hidup sebisa mungkin.

Aiyana’s got rules. Rule #1: Don’t date hot guys. Rule #2: Seriously—don’t. Rule #3: If a hot guy smiles at you in public, just know your life is about to spiral faster than Wi-Fi during harmattan. Too bad the hottest guy on campus, Damian Cole, didn’t get the memo. One sticky Louisiana morning, Aiyana curved him in front of half the school and by 4 p.m., she was a meme. By 6, she was international. By 9, her gay bestie Jordan had already printed T-shirts. Now the internet thinks she’s a savage, her messy friend group is milking the drama, and Damian? Instead of walking away with his ego bruised, he’s decided to make her his new full-time hobby. What starts as a public rejection turns into fake-dating chaos, viral TikToks, clapbacks in the comments section, and the kind of banter that could make a nun reconsider celibacy. And Aiyana? She’s about to find out the real danger of hot guys isn’t heartbreak it’s accidentally catching feelings for one who’s way too good at being the villain in your story.

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...