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The following were a few of the completed comic novels that were recommended for girls to read: " The Beauty of a Concubine's Daughter: Master, Walk Slowly "," Feng Hua of the General "," Smoke from the Farmer's Kitchen "," The Regent King Doesn't Want to Go to Court "," Flawless Beauty "," Concubine,"" Ugly Doctor "," Mending the Heavens ", and " Princess Ning: A Concubine's Daughter for Prosperity ". These novels all had some funny elements and interesting plots, suitable for girls to read.

A woman lived in an old mansion. She often saw a shadowy figure in the hallway. One day, she mustered up the courage to confront it. It turned out to be her own long coat hanging on a hook. It was a simple but effective horror - joke situation.

Another great Christmas joke story is that Santa was checking his list twice as usual. He came across a name that made him scratch his head. It was 'Olive'. He said, 'Olive? All I want for Christmas is not another Olive!' It's a play on the song 'All I Want for Christmas Is You' and the unexpected name 'Olive'.

Yes. A ghost was haunting a theater. One actor saw it and said, 'You're a terrible actor! You don't even have a proper costume!' The ghost was so angry that it tried to possess the actor but just ended up making the actor do a really funny dance. Everyone in the theater laughed.

This one is really funny. What did the nascar driver say to his car? 'You're my ride or die... literally!'

A blonde was driving and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of a field. She stopped and shouted 'It's blondes like you that give us a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come out there and teach you a lesson!'.

One funny joke story is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' It's funny because snails are known for being slow, and the idea of things happening too fast for a snail is a comical contrast.

Cold jokes were a form of humor in literature. They made people laugh through short and concise storylines and clever language expressions. These jokes were usually presented in unexpected, absurd, exaggerated, and other ways to trigger people's laughter and joy. Although there were many cold jokes in the search results, due to the subjective nature and uniqueness of the content, it was impossible to provide a specific hilarious cold joke. If you need more cold jokes, please search the relevant websites or read the relevant books.

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I'm not sure specifically as there could be many novels with such a title or concept. It might be about a character who is in a very weak or near - death state, perhaps physically or metaphorically, and the story could revolve around their struggle, hope, or the events that led them to this 'barely breathing' situation.