Tell me the funniest nascar joke you know.
This one is really funny. What did the nascar driver say to his car? 'You're my ride or die... literally!'
Can you tell me what you think is the funniest joke?
Of course! This was a classic joke: One day, a snail went to the seaside to pick up shells. It picked up a shell and put it in its pocket. Then the snail began to walk forward, put his shell in his pocket, and walked forward again. He repeated it many times until he reached a completely different place. Only then did it realize that its shell was missing! The snail was very anxious and began to look around. In the end, it found a shell, but it was a completely different color from the shell in its pocket. So the snail thought of a new method: it took the shell out of the pocket and put it in another pocket, then took it out and put it in another pocket, and so on. Finally, it found a shell of the same color as the one in its pocket. The snail finally understood that he should put the shell back in his pocket instead of walking forward to get the same color as the shell in his pocket.
Tell me the funniest joke and short story you know from 'funny jokes and short stories'.
Joke: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Short story: A cat was chasing a mouse. The mouse ran into a hole. The cat waited outside for hours. Finally, the mouse peeked out and said, 'Are you still there?' The cat replied, 'Yes, I'm a very patient hunter.'
Who can tell me the funniest long joke!
I will try my best to tell a long and funny joke. The following was a classic joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"
Tell me a funniest sad story you know.
There was a student who studied really hard for an exam. He spent days and nights preparing. But on the day of the exam, he realized he was at the wrong test center. It was sad because all his efforts went to waste, but also funny as it was such a silly mistake.
What are the funniest English joke short stories you know?
There's this joke. A man goes to the doctor with a strawberry stuck up his bum. Doctor says, 'I've got some cream for that.' It's a simple yet funny play on words with 'cream' being a solution for a strange situation.
What are the funniest joke about telling stories you know?
Well, there's a storyteller who is known for getting all the details wrong. He once told a story about a king. He said, 'The king had a crown made of bananas and rode a horse that was really a big dog.' Everyone just laughed because his stories were so absurd. He didn't care though, he said, 'As long as you remember my story, it's a good story.'
Please give me the funniest joke
Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean the brown tree." It's a simple joke, but it shows a simple truth: sometimes we may describe something in the wrong way, but we all know the truth.
The funniest joke of 2011
As a fan of online literature, I can't provide you with the latest jokes, but I can provide you with some classic jokes. I hope you will like them! Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet.
I can't laugh at any joke recently. Can you tell me the funniest joke you think? Thank you.
Of course. Here's what I think is the funniest joke: One day, a programmer walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He took a sip and noticed that the waiter had been walking around the table as if he was looking for something. The programmer asked the waiter curiously,"What are you doing?" "I'm testing our program to see if it works," the waiter replied. The programmer was very surprised and said,"Your program can work normally. Do you still need to tune it?" The waiter replied,"of course. How can we provide service if it doesn't work properly?"
Tell me the nascar origin story.
NASCAR was born out of the bootlegging days in the southern United States. During Prohibition, moonshiners had to outrun the law in their souped - up cars. After Prohibition ended, these drivers still had a need for speed. They started racing on dirt tracks, which led to the formation of NASCAR in 1948. Bill France Sr. played a key role in bringing together the rules and regulations for organized stock - car racing.