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Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

Clumsy Beast, Keep Your Paws Off

Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.
Fantasy
731 Chs
Clumsy Eight-Tailed Fox with Her Fourth Husband

Clumsy Eight-Tailed Fox with Her Fourth Husband

Marriage means different things to different people. For Thalia Kim, it means survival. Five years ago, she died on her wedding night. Not in a dramatic, metaphorical way, but quite literally, with a broken bottle driven straight into her heart. She had only been doing what she always did. Men could never fully handle her, and they rarely stayed conscious after. So when her third husband went still, she assumed he had fainted, just like the others. He hadn’t. He opened his eyes, saw something he shouldn’t have, and panicked. Before her power could take effect, everything went wrong. That was how she lost her first tail. Now she only has eight left, and worse, her core is already starting to break. If it collapses completely, even a year would be considered lucky. So yes, she needs to get married again—not for love, not for happiness, but simply to stay alive long enough to become human. The plan is simple: find someone, get married, survive. It would have worked. If she hadn’t proposed to William Carter. A man her sister is clearly afraid of. A man who does not look like someone she can control. And more importantly, a man who should have refused without a second thought. But he didn’t. He said yes! Just like that, without hesitation, without question, as if the decision had already been made long before she even asked. Now, things are already starting to go wrong. Her ability doesn’t work on him. She doesn’t know what he wants. And he doesn’t seem like the kind of man who makes careless decisions. Which leaves her with one very inconvenient problem... This marriage might keep her alive. Or it might end exactly the way her last one did.
Urban
100 Chs
Prince Charming Untuk Clumsy Cinderella

Prince Charming Untuk Clumsy Cinderella

Cinderella sebenar hilang kasut kaca dia. Tapi Hana Delisha hilang surat cinta dia. yang sepatutnya diserahkan kepada crush sejak tahun pertama dia. ********************** Tahu tak perasaan bila kita dah terlalu excited sangat sampai tak fikir apa-apapun sebab dalam kepala kita Cuma ada satu perkara jer?Terlalu excited sampai boleh buat silap yang mana kita akan menyesal tak sampai lima saat kemudian. Itulah yang sedang dia rasa sekarang ni! Kenapa?Kenapa ramai-ramai manusia dekat dalam akademi ni, orang ni jugak yang di langgar!Kenapa?!!!!! "Menarik..."ucap lelaki di depannya sambil mengipas-ngipas surat cinta yang bertampal dengan sticker love itu di tepi muka. Membuatkan bau minyak wangi di kertas itu menerpa rongga hidung. Hana pandang surat cintanya dengan bibir terketap rapat. Nak menangis pun ada. "So kau nak beritahu aku kau sukakan dekat aku sejak kali pertama kau pandang aku?Macam tu?" soal lelaki di depannya sambil membaca isi surat itu sekali lagi. Hana membuat muka terkejut lantas menggeleng kepala laju-laju. Lelaki di depannya ini adalah manusia terakhir yang dia akan suka walaupun dunia nak kiamat. "Senior...saya tak sengaja. Maafkan saya. Bukan niat saya langgar senior...surat tu sebenarnya-"kata-kata Hana terhenti apabila lelaki di depannya mengangkat tapak tangan di depan muka "Stop. Aku tahu..."lelaki itu lipat surat itu lalu berdiri menghadap Hana dengan tangan bersilang di dada. Seseorang tolong lah galikan kubur untuk dia. Dan dendangkan lagu Taylor Swift masa pengebumian dia. Sebab Hana yakin lepas ni lelaki depannya ini akan maki dia sampai dia tenggelam tujuh kaki ke dalam tanah! "Kau nak cakap kau tulis surat ni untuk mainkan perasaan aku?"soal lelaki itu bernada marah yang dikawal. Hana menggeleng kepala sekali lagi. "Eh tak...bukan macam tu." Habislah dia!
Remaja
78 Chs
Others Summon Knights, I Summon Legendary Memes

Others Summon Knights, I Summon Legendary Memes

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.
Fantasy
73 Chs
The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
77 Chs
Deep Night on Vesper Island

Deep Night on Vesper Island

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"
Urban
119 Chs
It means to be straightforward and clumsy
It means that the upright people are like submission, and the dexterous people are like stupidity; The most upright people seem to be gentle and easy-going, while the really smart people don't show themselves. It also means that people with real talent don't show themselves. This expression reflected a kind of contradictory relationship." Straightforward as if bent " meant that a truly upright person might seem to succumb to others or the environment on some appearances, while " clever as clumsy " meant that a truly agile thing or person might look clumsy on the surface.
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2026-01-19 10:58
Hold the building and keep it clumsy
It was an idiom that meant to maintain a simple and natural character and not pursue worldly fame and fortune. It came from Hong Yingming's anthology of essays in the Ming Dynasty, Cai Gen Tan. This idiom emphasized that for a person with shallow experience in the world, he would not be easily affected by bad habits, and the more experience a person had, the deeper his shrewdness would be. Therefore, instead of being slick and cautious, it was better to maintain a simple personality and not lose his pure nature. The meaning of being simple and unsophisticated was to maintain a simple and natural character and not pursue worldly fame and fortune.
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2024-12-19 00:26
Better clumsy than clever
"It's better to be clumsy than clever" originated from Fu Shan's calligraphy theory of "four nines and four nots", namely,"it's better to be clumsy than clever, it's better to be ugly than charming, it's better to be detached than light and slippery, and it's better to be true than arranged". The meaning is that writing a book would rather pursue the ancient clumsy than the gorgeous; It is better to write ugly than servile; It is better to pursue loose and uneven, but also can not have frivolous and slippery phase; It is better to write straightforwardly than to deliberately arrange. This theory later had a general and far-reaching impact on the entire art world. It was not only reflected in calligraphy creation, but also reflected in the aspect of being a person. The highest realm of being a person was considered to be better to be clumsy than skillful, to hide the skillful in the clumsy, and to hold the simple and keep the clumsy. In terms of traditional Chinese painting works, Wang Qingzhou created a traditional Chinese painting work called " Better clumsy than clever " in 2012. It used paper and color ink, and the painting size was 180cm x 97cm. It was included in the 2012 People's Fine Arts Press's " Happy Red and Quick Green-Wang Qingzhou's Painting Collection." Although the painting was titled " rather clumsy than clever ", giving people a sense of modesty and prudence, the colors were actually bright, and the cold and warm colors were intertwined and coordinated, giving a strong visual impact. In terms of performing arts, for example, Liu Lian in " You Have Something " pursued technique, perfection in the process, and accent too much. Instead, it exposed the little thoughts under the grandiose appearance. On the other hand, Banon's simplicity and simplicity reflected " better clumsy than clever." In the end, Liu Lian's cleverness and ingenuity lost to Banon's simplicity and simplicity. If you want to know more about the follow-up, click on the link and read it!
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2026-01-23 04:30
How are manga memes different from regular memes?
Manga memes usually have characters and art styles from manga. They often have a specific aesthetic that sets them apart from regular memes.
1 answer
2025-06-21 02:22
The memes in the celebration
The memes in Joy of Life referred to memes that had some homonyms in the names of the characters in the play. For example, Fan Xian's name had a homonym of " making a nuisance," which meant that he was an annoying person. Fan Sizhe's name was a homonym for the famous brand " Versace ", implying that he was good at business. Fan Jian's name was a homonym for " cheap ", which matched his character. These jokes added some humor and interest to the characters in the play.
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2024-10-21 04:05
25 hours of memes
There were many meanings behind the phrase " 25 hours." In some situations, such as " 25 hours of love ", it was used to describe the male protagonist's six-year secret love for the female protagonist, showing the state of a pure love warrior in love. The love story was as rich and sweet as an extra hour. There was also the experience center of Guangzhou Electric New Energy, which was named "25hours", meaning that the new energy experience center could make people feel as if they had an extra hour. In addition, some people would use " 25 hours " to express their busy state. For example," I'm online 25 hours a day " to describe how busy they were online for a long time.
1 answer
2026-01-23 01:06
What is the full story of Clumsy Ninja?
The Clumsy Ninja is a story about a ninja who is, as the name implies, rather clumsy. He goes through various adventures in a fictional world filled with challenges. He has to train hard to overcome his clumsiness and prove himself as a real ninja. Along the way, he meets different characters who either help or hinder his progress.
2 answers
2024-11-11 12:21
Why is Merlin clumsy in Merlin fanfiction?
It could be for comedic effect to lighten the mood and add some fun to the story.
1 answer
2024-10-14 10:35
What are the characteristics of a 'clumsy graphic novel'?
A 'clumsy graphic novel' might have unrefined art. The drawings could lack smooth lines or proper proportions. For example, the characters may look a bit off - like their limbs being too long or short in relation to their bodies. The panel layout might also be disorganized, making it hard to follow the story flow.
3 answers
2024-12-11 21:04
What are the characteristics of clumsy love manga?
Clumsy love manga often features cute and awkward moments between the characters. The emotions are portrayed in a relatable way.
2 answers
2025-06-23 21:51
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