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Su Qinglan sat cross-legged on the grass, holding the chubbiest tiger cub she’d ever seen. “Aww… Look at you,” she whispered, booping its tiny nose. “So cute I could eat you up...” A sudden shadow loomed over her. “What’s so good about this stinky cub?” a deep, amused voice asked. She blinked up… and froze. Towering above her was a tall tiger beast man, his golden eyes narrowed in a lazy, predatory smile. “Let’s have ours,” he said. Su Qinglan’s brain short-circuited. … Ours? OURS?! Before she could process, in the next moment she was hoisted up onto his broad shoulder like a sack of grain and carried straight toward the cave. Su Qinglan was so choked by the suddenness of it all… she forgot to even complain. *** Su Qinglan’s knees knocked together as she stared up at the enormous serpent. Its cold, red eyes narrowed, the flick of its tongue tasting the air between them. “D-Don’t eat me,” she stammered, hugging herself. “I...I’m not tasty… really, I’m stringy and full of… uh… bad cholesterol.” The snake’s head lowered until it was mere inches from her face. Her fox ears twitched wildly. And then, before she could blink...its massive body shimmered, scales turning into bronzed skin and lean muscle. Standing before her was a man so breathtakingly handsome that Su Qinglan’s poor fox eyes watered just looking at him. Su Qinglan swallowed hard, her tail fluffing up in panic. “I… I…” Her voice cracked. Okay, new problem… the snake is hot. She squeezed her eyes shut. “If you… if you really want…” She blurted, her face burning, “…y-you can… take me.” *** One moment Su Qinglan was fighting with the zombie king with all her might. Boom! The next, she woke up in a bizarre beast world… inside the body of a lazy, pampered, fat local tyrant everyone hated. The “original” Su Qinglan had been an arrogant, scheming villainess who spent her days bullying weaker beast women, chasing after handsome males, and terrorizing the tribe kids. Now, thanks to fate’s twisted sense of humor, Qinglan had inherited the body and the bad reputation. But honestly? Being fat in a beast world was still better than starving in the apocalypse. At least here, she could eat. The only problem? In this world, men weren’t just men, they were beastmen. Tall, strong, dangerous… And apparently, every beast woman was expected to have several husbands. The catch? The “original” Qinglan’s antics had scared away every decent male within a ten-mile radius. Armed with her apocalyptic survival instincts, a sharp tongue, and a mysterious system that suddenly activated... "Binding with host…" "Congratulations, host, for successfully arriving in the beast world." Qinglan decided she wasn’t going to cry about fate. If she had to live here, then she’d live big, literally.

The Billionaire and the Spy: A Love Story (Sort Of) Meet Henry, a billionaire CEO who's got everything—except a clue. Enter Alison, the corporate spy with a PhD in pretending to trip over her own feet while plotting world domination (or at least Henry's downfall). She’s here to steal secrets, but oops... she might also be stealing his heart (ugh, feelings!). Will Henry figure out he's dating his biggest enemy, or will Alison’s clumsiness win the day? In this laugh-out-loud, dangerously charming romance, love is the ultimate hostile takeover—and trust is just a corporate myth.

Marriage means different things to different people. For Thalia Kim, it means survival. Five years ago, she died on her wedding night. Not in a dramatic, metaphorical way, but quite literally, with a broken bottle driven straight into her heart. She had only been doing what she always did. Men could never fully handle her, and they rarely stayed conscious after. So when her third husband went still, she assumed he had fainted, just like the others. He hadn’t. He opened his eyes, saw something he shouldn’t have, and panicked. Before her power could take effect, everything went wrong. That was how she lost her first tail. Now she only has eight left, and worse, her core is already starting to break. If it collapses completely, even a year would be considered lucky. So yes, she needs to get married again—not for love, not for happiness, but simply to stay alive long enough to become human. The plan is simple: find someone, get married, survive. It would have worked. If she hadn’t proposed to William Carter. A man her sister is clearly afraid of. A man who does not look like someone she can control. And more importantly, a man who should have refused without a second thought. But he didn’t. He said yes! Just like that, without hesitation, without question, as if the decision had already been made long before she even asked. Now, things are already starting to go wrong. Her ability doesn’t work on him. She doesn’t know what he wants. And he doesn’t seem like the kind of man who makes careless decisions. Which leaves her with one very inconvenient problem... This marriage might keep her alive. Or it might end exactly the way her last one did.

Cinderella sebenar hilang kasut kaca dia. Tapi Hana Delisha hilang surat cinta dia. yang sepatutnya diserahkan kepada crush sejak tahun pertama dia. ********************** Tahu tak perasaan bila kita dah terlalu excited sangat sampai tak fikir apa-apapun sebab dalam kepala kita Cuma ada satu perkara jer?Terlalu excited sampai boleh buat silap yang mana kita akan menyesal tak sampai lima saat kemudian. Itulah yang sedang dia rasa sekarang ni! Kenapa?Kenapa ramai-ramai manusia dekat dalam akademi ni, orang ni jugak yang di langgar!Kenapa?!!!!! "Menarik..."ucap lelaki di depannya sambil mengipas-ngipas surat cinta yang bertampal dengan sticker love itu di tepi muka. Membuatkan bau minyak wangi di kertas itu menerpa rongga hidung. Hana pandang surat cintanya dengan bibir terketap rapat. Nak menangis pun ada. "So kau nak beritahu aku kau sukakan dekat aku sejak kali pertama kau pandang aku?Macam tu?" soal lelaki di depannya sambil membaca isi surat itu sekali lagi. Hana membuat muka terkejut lantas menggeleng kepala laju-laju. Lelaki di depannya ini adalah manusia terakhir yang dia akan suka walaupun dunia nak kiamat. "Senior...saya tak sengaja. Maafkan saya. Bukan niat saya langgar senior...surat tu sebenarnya-"kata-kata Hana terhenti apabila lelaki di depannya mengangkat tapak tangan di depan muka "Stop. Aku tahu..."lelaki itu lipat surat itu lalu berdiri menghadap Hana dengan tangan bersilang di dada. Seseorang tolong lah galikan kubur untuk dia. Dan dendangkan lagu Taylor Swift masa pengebumian dia. Sebab Hana yakin lepas ni lelaki depannya ini akan maki dia sampai dia tenggelam tujuh kaki ke dalam tanah! "Kau nak cakap kau tulis surat ni untuk mainkan perasaan aku?"soal lelaki itu bernada marah yang dikawal. Hana menggeleng kepala sekali lagi. "Eh tak...bukan macam tu." Habislah dia!

She ran from the palace to find herself but found him instead. Now she's his queen, he's her stranger, and somewhere between the crown and the secret she's hiding, they're going to have to figure out what they actually are to each other.

(Golden kids) Si Leo ang unang anak ni Jk at Lisa. Ang tawag sa kanila ay perfect twins. Siya ay tahimik at walang pakialam sa iba tulad ng kanyang ama pwera na lang sa mga kapatid at kaibigan. Paano kung ang isang perfect guy ay makatagpo ng isang clumsy girl? Paano nya matatanggap ang mga pagbabago sa buhay nya. Leo's story of My Mysterious Girl.

Zaixing, the Deity of Calamity, is a walking clumsy catastrophe. The Damn Deity transmigrated me, a woman in her 30s, on Earth into Ji Feng, a thirteen-year-old prince from Lingyu Kingdom of another world, named Jinshi, in ‘an assignment’, with barely any instructions, meaning, or purpose. Why was Zaixing interested in picking me out of the many who died? I don’t know. In Jinshi, ling qi determines one’s capability to use magic, that impacts on one’s position in the social hierarchy. Qi refers to the energy within the universe, in the environment, within the body, or even parts of the soul. Zaixing gave me Ji Feng’s body, with drop dead gorgeous looks, wealth - here comes the kicker - and NO ling qi. Earth would have been a much better setting. Not Jinshi. Poor Ji Feng experienced two assassination attempts. No kid has to experience that, but royals kill family members for power. And that’s not the end. In Ji Feng’s body, I can use another form of qi, a rare form, xuan qi in mortal form. Except there is a big catch. Perhaps Zaixing is being clumsy on purpose, setting off a cascade of paths towards the ultimate tragedy. Who knows? I am just going to continue fumble around with my newfound princely status. Only one problem - he left my earthly memories, as a woman, intact.

In a quiet countryside, three clumsy boys—Haru, Leo, and Riku—run a small café, unaware that their regular customers include famous business tycoons, models, and celebrities. Treating everyone like normal guests, their innocent charm and chaotic energy make the café a hidden gem. One day, a wealthy investor, Renji, recognizes their potential and decides to help them expand. As their café grows into a viral sensation, they struggle to balance fame, friendships, and their hilarious lack of coordination. From opening a second floor for kids to launching a new city branch, their journey is filled with mischief, unexpected romances, and heartfelt moments. Amidst spilled coffee, embarrassing moments, and business lessons, love blossoms. The twelve café staff members find themselves navigating crushes, heartbreaks, and awkward confessions—leading to one unforgettable wedding that brings their journey full circle. A heartwarming tale of dreams, love, and friendship, The Clumsy Café Chronicles is a delightful blend of laughter, romance, and the magic of a simple café that became a worldwide phenomenon.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

One day, a strange hand suddenly appeared inside Chi Wan’s interdimensional space. Its owner claimed to be living in the apocalypse—starving, desperate—and begged to trade anything he had for food. Chi Wan stared at the pile of Imperial Green jade, oversized diamonds, and dozens of kilograms of gold bars he offered… and fell into deep thought. …Wasn’t this a little too profitable? From then on, her connection to the apocalypse only grew stronger. The mysterious man—who turned out to be a powerful figure—used his Wood Ability to help her revive rare orchids, cultivate endangered plants, and even harvest zombie crystal cores for the country. As for Chi Wan? She only had three responsibilities: feed him, feed him, and keep feeding him. Somehow, without realizing it, a group of extraordinary men began to gather around her: A genius research scientist. An aloof, abstinent CEO. A cold and ruthless Soldier King… In front of Chi Wan, they were gentle, attentive, and impeccably polite—each trying to outshine the others. Behind her back? They were one step away from tearing each other apart. Meanwhile, on the other side of the spatial link… The so-called King of the Apocalypse clenched his teeth in silence as he listened to these men compete for her attention. As for Chi Wan? “I’m busy getting rich and supporting my family,” she said calmly. “A battle royale of suitors? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Until one day— An absurdly handsome man appeared at the gates of her villa… carrying a sack filled with gold and jewels. “I’m here to marry into your family,” he declared. Chi Wan glanced at him, then at the newly connected wasteland world inside her space… …and once again fell into deep thought.