jokes about women's day

A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.

Story: One Mother's Day, a little boy made his mom breakfast in bed. He brought in a plate of toast that was a bit burnt and a cup of coffee that was half - spilled. But his mom was so touched because he tried his best. It was the thought that counted.

Well, there's a story about a little boy who wanted to make his mom breakfast in bed on Mother's Day. He ended up making a huge mess in the kitchen. When his mom came in, he said, 'Mom, I was just trying to make you a surprise breakfast, but I think I made a better 'before' picture for a kitchen makeover show!' It's a story that can be told as a joke because of the unexpected outcome of the boy's good intentions.

Joke: What's Irish and stays out all night? Paddy O'furniture! Story: One St Patrick's Day, a group of friends decided to go on a treasure hunt in the old Irish woods. They heard a legend about a lost leprechaun's treasure. As they searched, they encountered various challenges like crossing a small stream and climbing over fallen trees. Eventually, they found a small box filled with old Irish coins. They were overjoyed and celebrated their find with a big St Patrick's Day feast.

Joke: What's a mom's favorite type of investment? Matri - mutual funds! It's a play on words that can bring a chuckle on Mother's Day.

Joke: How does a mom show she's in charge? She uses her'mom voice'! It's that special tone that all moms seem to have that can make kids stop in their tracks.

Here's a joke. Why was the computer cold on Mother's Day? Because it left its Windows open!

There was a Women's Day story in my town. A local woman, who was a single mother, had been struggling to make ends meet while also trying to provide a good education for her daughter. On Women's Day, the community came together. The women's association in the town organized a fundraiser for her. They also provided her with job opportunities. This not only changed her life but also showed the power of women supporting women on Women's Day.

There was a Women's Day event at a school. The female students and teachers came together to celebrate. They had a panel discussion where they talked about the achievements of women in different fields like science, art, and literature. After that, they planted a tree in the schoolyard as a symbol of growth and strength, representing the growth of women in society and their unwavering strength over the years.

Well, NPR's International Women's Day stories could range from highlighting the progress made by women in STEM fields. Maybe they told stories about female scientists breaking barriers and making important discoveries. It could also cover stories about women in politics, like the first female mayors in certain areas who are making positive changes in their communities. Another aspect could be the stories of ordinary women doing extraordinary things in the face of gender - based challenges.