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This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

William Hunter was a young high-school student who was always at the top, in academics, looks, and athleticism. Suddenly, one day, everyone was given a system and transported into a parallel apocalyptic world filled with powerful hordes of zombies, wreaking havoc on everyone and everything. Even with systems, most people struggle to survive. - [You have received the ???-rank system, Minion Controller] [You have received 1x Woodcutter Minion and 1x Warrior Minion] [You can buy more minions in the Shop] - What was this? [Your Woodcutter Minion has collected 21 wood, it is now level-2] - As other people struggled to survive. William would be able to create an army of minions and take over this hellscape. *** Hey everyone, to boost my novel, I will host a novel event with various rewards! These will be for December; find out how you can win! There are three main categories: [Golden Ticket], [Powerstone] and [Privilege]. *** [Golden Ticket Rewards] - Rank #1: Recieve a THREE-MONTH Webnovel Membership (Sponsored by me~) + A SPECIAL COMMISSIONED Chapter with whatever contents you want (there are no limits!) - This chapter will be posted as an official chapter of the novel. - Rank #2: Recieve a ONE-MONTH Webnovel Membership + A SPECIAL Q/A with me - ask me any 3 questions (regarding anything), and I will respond with a paragraph each. - Rank #3-5: Recieve 100 coins + Q/A - ask me any 1 question. ___ [Powerstone Rewards] I will release a BONUS CHAPTER for every 100 Powerstones released. If I reach the top #100 in Powerstone Rankings, then I will release 3 BONUS CHAPTERS ___ [Privilege] If you have purchased Privilege, you will get a special [PRIVILEGE READER] rank on my Discord ___ To redeem these rewards, joining my discord is a MUST! Bonuses will be fulfilled within 1-2 days. ** Note: Joining discord is compulsory! https://discord.gg/T395tt4HUU *Rewards will be given in the discord server! Good luck to all participants! You can ping any admin/me in the server if you have any queries! Please continue supporting this novel with your power stones! I am waiting for your participation in this event.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

Hiatus!(a week) {Warning: Explicit Sexual Content, Harem, Dark Themes, and Ruthless Protagonist} Betrayed by those closest to him, Voldrak—the most formidable Outer Immortal—has fallen from grace, cast down to the desolate Base Realm. Now stripped of his power, freedom, and wealth, he awakens as a slave in a harsh world where only the strong survive. Reduced to a shadow of his former self, he is left with two remnants of his past: a faint trace of dark energy and a cursed Dual-Cultivation System he despises. Faced with a grim fate, Voldrak is forced to wield the forbidden power he loathes. Staring at the first notification from the system and the woman at his feet, he makes a chilling decision. “I will use you,” he growls, expecting resistance. But the woman, driven by her own desire for power, meets his gaze with equal resolve. “Then use me,” she whispers, eager for any chance to seek her own revenge. With vengeance as his guide, Voldrak begins a dark, perilous journey to reclaim his place in the Immortal Realm. …until one of his wives falls in a brutal battle, and Voldrak realizes the bitter truth: the cursed system wasn’t aiding him—but simply waiting to take control of his body. Enraged, he sacrifices his closest allies, shattering the chains of the cursed system. In doing so, he uncovers the truth of his erased memories and his hidden identity: the Supreme Ruler of the Superior Immortals, betrayed and cast aside in a cruel conspiracy. Reborn in blood and fury, Voldrak makes a pact with a demonic entity, sacrificing his mortal body for a chance at true rebirth. With his soul blackened beyond repair, he sets out on a new path, one paved in blood, vengeance, and unrelenting conquest. [Minion Subjugation System Activated] [Stella—Sixth Rank Soldier Defeated. Choose Action: Absorb Her Power, Convert Her to a Minion, or Add Her to Your Harem.] With each victory, his power grows, as he conquers new and brazen enemies. The three Superior Immortals, fearing his resurgence, scramble to halt his ascent. #Reasd ast your owsn perils!

This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

In his previous life, Zhan Fang was the legendary professional gamer known as “Null Sovereign” — a cold and ruthless strategist who ruled the world championships of the hit real-time strategy game Eternal Dominion. Betrayed by his teammates and collapsing from exhaustion during the grand finals, he awakens in a new world as Krix, the weakest Level 1 Goblin Scout in the Demon Lord’s army. A pathetic, nameless cannon fodder destined to die in the first wave of the Hero Invasion. This world is Eternal Dominion made terrifyingly real. Every map layout, resource node, hero ability, hidden event, boss spawn, and scripted defeat is burned into his memory. The demons are fated to lose, and goblins like him exist only as cheap experience points. But Krix has no intention of following the script. A silent, emotionless Status System appears in his mind — nothing more than a cold, impartial window displaying levels, stats, skills, resources, and territory data. No quests. No guidance. No helpful voice. Just raw information for him to ruthlessly exploit. Blending dark ruthlessness, sharp dry humor, and absurdly clever tactics, Krix begins his bloody climb from the absolute bottom. Using god-tier macro strategy, perfect micro control, broken unit compositions, resource exploits, and meta-knowledge no one in this world possesses, he transforms a ruined border camp into a deadly stronghold. He will turn worthless goblins into elite specialized forces, design sadistically effective trap networks, abuse hidden mechanics, snowball resources like a pro grinder, and slowly build a monstrous empire that shatters every prediction. While arrogant demon commanders waste lives on glory and honor, Krix grinds efficiently and schemes without mercy — treating the entire war like the ultimate high-stakes competitive match. The heroes expect an easy campaign against mindless monsters. They’re about to face the one gamer who already knows every future patch, every counter, and every broken exploit. From disposable minion to the strategic nightmare behind the Villain’s forces — Krix will break the game, flip the war, and forge an empire the world will never forget. The villains were never meant to win… until Null Sovereign spawned on their side.

Hektor manages to escape the frontlines through the skin of his teeth, the child soldier must now venture out into the world as he awakens his personal skill. [Manifest Minion] the ability to summon servants through the use of his mana and a handful of souls. This will also release on Royal Road soon.