muy muy lejano shrek

Mmm... Batallas de fantasía, protagonista inteligente, heroínas inteligentes, supergiros argumentales... etc... son todas cosas que... esta novela no tiene. Este lugar solo tiene... Protagonista estúpido, heroínas normales, trama normal, slice of life y... alguna que otra mierda. Solo quiero escribir lo que quiero sin importar lo malo que sea. ( ' 3') --------------- Tras caer en bancarrota, sin nada en sus manos, Lathel murió a los 50 años. Después de su muerte, un dios le ofreció la oportunidad de ir a otro mundo y ayudar a los protagonistas masculinos. Su misión era resolver los problemas que rodeaban a las heroínas para que los protagonistas masculinos pudieran congeniar fácilmente con ellas. Para ser más precisos, su trabajo era similar al de un chef. Procesaría los ingredientes y cocinaría un suntuoso festín, mientras que los protagonistas masculinos solo necesitaban sentarse a la mesa y disfrutarlo. Después de completar su misión, fue amenazado por un extraño. Ante esta amenaza, Lathel simplemente sonrió y decidió suicidarse. Después de su muerte, aquellas heroínas también dejaron caer su fachada y revelaron su verdadera naturaleza. Lathel se encontró una vez más con el dios que lo ayudó. Esta vez, el dios le permitió elegir el mundo al que quería ir como regalo por completar su tarea. Entonces eligió un Mundo de Fantasía, un lugar con el que la mayoría de los hombres soñaban. Sin embargo, el Mundo de Fantasía tenía demasiada gente para elegir, y además, el número de cupos para protagonista y antagonista estaban todos llenos. Al final, Lathel aceptó tomar el papel de un personaje secundario extremadamente débil para ir al Mundo de Fantasía. Sin embargo, esta vez no necesitaba trabajar ni ayudar al protagonista. Solo necesitaba no afectar el desarrollo del protagonista. Lathel: «Mmm... mientras no afecte al protagonista... entonces... ¿Puedo formar un harén?» Dios: «Por supuesto.» Lathel: «Mmm... entonces... solo necesito evitar a las mujeres del protagonista.» Dios: «Así es. Solo tienes que intentar sobrevivir en ese mundo. ¡Ah! Te daré un sistema que te ayudará a tener una buena vida en ese mundo. Espero que disfrutes esta nueva vida.» Lathel: «¡Um! Entonces mi harén consistirá en mujeres mediocres, parece que me espera una vida pacífica.» Dios: «Mmm... no realmente...» ***

un mundo lleno de vida donde albergaba innumerables continentes, islas con inmensas cantidades de reinos, emperios y dinastías en un continete de muy difícil ubicación por todas las tormentas y fenómenos naturales que lo redoevan había un pequeño reino muy conocido por albergar los paisajes más lindos y curiosos lugares del continente había un chico de muy pequeña edad que se encontraba corriendo por todo el puerto de la cuidad llevaba una mochila en su espalda y una cimitarra de madera fina en la mano llevaba puesto unos pequeños Aladinos y una túnica corta de lino. un chico que comienza una gran aventura en un mundo lleno de artes marciales y animales mágicos.

Hi, to everyone who stumbles upon here. This is a fan fiction about Soul Land 1 or more commonly known as Douluo Dalu 1.It is my first time writing so I can't guarantee it's the best however I will do my best to write it as correctly as possible. Story may have plot hole, do bear with me and follow till the end of the novel. I won't receive any recommendations from reader as I create this novel entirely from imagination. Do note it. Also be sure to read Soul Land 1 first whether in form of anime, novel or manhua as they will provide you with understanding of the plot and cultivation of Soul Master. Plot will mostly follow the plot on animation and may change for the development of character. The update are pretty random, however I won't go for more than 1 week without chapter. It will be 1 chapter a day or two. Hope you enjoy. I am only borrowing the character of Soul Land. All the borrowed character belong to the author of Soul Land Tang Jia San Shao ===================================== Li Wang an ordinary young man living at earth. An normal successful young man who is addicted to novel, anime and manhua. One day, he was granted the opportunity to go to world of his wish with 3 wish. At that moment, the story of The Shrek Monster Leader began. The Leader will rise together with Shrek Seven Monster and bring them to fight their way through to become God.

-Por favor Victoria, tienes que irte. -…¡Ya lo decidí! -¿Eh? — preguntó al ver el entusiasmo de la pequeña, sencillamente no entendía como esa pequeña niña se las arreglaba para ignorar por completo sus palabras y escuchar solo lo que quisiese escuchar. -¡Voy a casarme con Bal! -¿Eh? -¡Sip! ¡Cuando crezca me casaré con Bal y así Bal no estará más nunca solo! — aseguraba con una bella sonrisa y esto conmovió totalmente al joven, quería alejarla y dejarla ir, pero ella se esforzaba tanto en atarse a él. —así que es una promesa, cuando crezca tienes que venir por mí y seré tu esposa, así nunca, nunca estarás solo de nuevo y seremos filicisísimos como lo son mami y papi— sonreía con más grandeza, Balkyrath no sabía que decir, quizás y solo quizás pudiese confiar en ese sentimiento, en que luego podría regresar por ella y hacerla solo suya; una promesa efímera, pero era tan hermosa como el sueño que jamás había tenido. — ¿Lo prometes? — le observó directamente a los ojos, Bal ya no podía seguir negándose, de seguirlo haciendo quien sabría lo que esa dulce criatura seguiría diciendo. -…Ok, hagamos una promesa, cuando tengas dieciocho y me llames, vendré por ti, ¿Si? — sabía que no era una promesa justa, aún faltaban muchos años para esa fecha y de seguro la pequeña niña le olvidaría pronto, pero era una bella forma de engañarla y él podría creer en una dulce promesa, en un efímero sueño. -¡Sí! ¡Lo prometo! ¡Viky llamará a Bal cuando tenga dieciocho y seremos esposos! — sonreía complacida. -Si… seremos esposos.

Shrek, the ogre that was scared by everyone , discriminated and hated was on the mission the get a human princess that was hidden up in a secluded castle . History has it that she was sent there because a witch casted a spell on her. " By day one way, by night another, only with true Love's first kiss will love take it's true form". So she was promised that her prince charming will come and slay the dragon save her and marry her. But who will save her, was it her prince charming or the hideous ogre "SHREK".

Doğduğunda terk edilmiş ve bir yetimhanede büyütülmüş olan genç bir adam, onu sürekli acı içinde bırakan ve son yıllarında yatağa bağımlı kılan nadir bir genetik hastalıkla harap olmuş bir vücutta yirmi beş yıl boyunca hapsolmuş durumda yaşar. Hayatı, düz çizginin yalnız odasında yankılanmasıyla, gösterişsizce ve sessizce sona erer. Ancak ölüm son değildir. Saf bir hiçlik aleminde uyanarak, ona hayatın asla vermediği tek şeyi sunar: ikinci bir şans ve bununla birlikte en derin arzularından şekillenmiş bir sistem. Herhangi bir alanda Tüm Zamanların En İyisi olma potansiyeliyle yeniden doğma fırsatı verildiğinde, kararı anında olur. Formula 1'i seçer, en karanlık saatlerinde onu ayakta tutan tek tutkuyu. Özel yapım bir sistem, yeni bir hayat ve gerçekten acı çekmiş birinin kararlılığıyla donanmış olarak 2003 yılında yeniden doğar. Bu sefer sadece kenardan izlemeyecektir. Uyarı: Bu hikayedeki tüm karakterler ve olaylar tamamen kurgusaldır ve gerçek kişiler, kuruluşlar veya tarihsel olaylarla hiçbir bağlantısı yoktur. Gerçek hayattaki figürlere herhangi bir benzerlik tamamen tesadüfidir ve anlatı gerçekçiliği için kullanılmıştır. Görsel kaynağı: vecteezy.com

Sun Mo, No. 2 Lisesi'nin en iyi öğretmeni, suya düştükten sonra Merkez Eyaleti'nin Tang Ülkesi'ne nakledildi ve yeni mezun olan bir stajyer öğretmen oldu. Aslında adil ve zengin olan nişanlısı aynı zamanda ünlü bir okulun müdürüdür. Ancak, bu okulun itibarı düşmüş ve okul yakında eğitim listesinden çıkarılıp kaldırılacaktı... Sun Mo'nun görevi, nişanlısına müdürlük koltuğunda güvenle oturmada yardımcı olmak ve okulun dokuz büyükler (en iyi dokuz okul) sıralamasına dönmesini sağlamak. Mutlak Büyük Öğretmen Sistemi'ni elde ettikten sonra, çöpü altına dönüştürebilir, kötü öğrencilerin dahi olmalarına yardım edebilir. Sun Mo'nun rehberliğinde, eskiden okulda başarısız olan öğrencileri, bir yılda eğitimlerinde üstünlük sağlayabilir, üç yılda 'eğitim-imparatoru' olabilir ve beş yılda akademik tanrı olabilirler. Kısa sürede eğitimde büyük patronlar haline gelecekler! Ben, büyük bir öğretmen olarak, sahte ünüme mi güveniyorum demeye cüret ediyorsun? Kılıç Kahramanı, Mızrak Azizi, Kılıç Şeytanı, Kutsal Bakire, Eşsiz Ülke Lideri, Şeytan İmparatoru, İki Aziz, Üç Üstad... hepsi benim tarafımdan eğitildi! Korkuyor musun yoksa korkmuyor musun? En çok sevdiğim şey, bronz dereceli tuzlu balığı kral dereceli PATRON'a dönüştürmektir, dedi Sun Mo!

To fight the Rouran raiders, the Khan of the Wei dynasty begins a campaign against their khaganate bringing together soldiers old and new from the battalion captain Mulan Hu to the General Tuyuhun. Yet, alas, the General is wounded, his eldest son dead and his daughters out avenging their brother's death, leaving the youngest of his progeny, Chuo, to rise to the occasion and prove himself the equal of his siblings. "Tuyuhun: A Tale of Mulan" is based on historical fact and the original ballad, told from the perspective of a different soldier in Tuoba Buri's campaign against the Rouran. This was not a time where Han Chinese fought foreign invaders, this was a time where Proto-Mongol state fought Proto-Mongol state and man and woman alike could fight in the service of their Khan, as long as they were Xianbei.

Have you had your strength tested before? Have you had just one option to live? Do you know how hard being strong might be? Then this book is meant for you, read the story of a boy who has known the sourness of life and had to be strong from cradle..

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?