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I am emperor in Russia. I will lead Russia to the impossible dream.

[WARNING!!!] The following series is insanely perverted, obscene, and gross. Do not read this under any circumstances! Still here? Want to know about me? Oh god, why!? Uhhhhhh... I became a toilet and now I power up whenever someone...you know...in me. Sooo No NTR! No Yuri! Plenty of Plot ;) Absurd comedy! Really gross! Yada, Yada, Yada. Now please go before Ursha comes back. "Moòooooo!" Oh dear God whyyyyyy!?

In a world where the course of history takes an unexpected turn, a modern engineer and historian finds himself reincarnated into the body of Tsar Alexander II of Russia. Having spent his life immersed in the study of Russian history, he is thrust into the role of emperor at a young age, a position he never sought or imagined. His life in the 21st century had been marked by scholarly pursuits and a deep understanding of engineering and historical events. But now, in an alternate timeline, the young Tsar must confront the realities of leadership in the Russian Empire, with the burden of making decisions that will shape the future of millions. As Alexander takes the throne much earlier than in the historical timeline—after the sudden death of Tsar Nicholas I—he struggles to comprehend the mysterious changes in history. What caused his father's untimely death in 1836? Why is he now the ruler of an empire that has only just begun to modernize? With his modern knowledge of history and engineering, Alexander faces the monumental challenge of navigating the treacherous waters of Russian politics, court intrigue, and the impending demands for reform. Haunted by the knowledge of the empire's eventual struggles, including the rise of revolutionary movements and the tensions that would later lead to war, Alexander must decide whether to follow the historical path of his predecessor or chart a new course. As he seeks to balance the empire's traditional structures with the need for modernization, he must also grapple with his own identity and purpose in this new world. Will the reincarnated Tsar be able to change the course of history, or is he destined to repeat the mistakes of the past? As he faces the daunting responsibility of ruling a vast empire, Alexander must confront not only the challenges of leadership but the deeper mystery of why he was brought back to this pivotal moment in time.

Just read it I don't know how to make it

A historical novel I decided to write to practice my English, so forgive any grammar or continuity errors, I welcome critiques and ideas for the development of the novel. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was thrown into the wheel of reincarnation as a historical figure in the year 1818, at the beginning of the Victorian era. I, a simple university student, am now destined to live in a bygone era in a country I don't know much about. It is an opportunity to make a grand mark in history, as I find myself in the body of the newborn Alexandre Nikolaevich Romanov. The MC is manipulative and not a good person, he won't have a harem, he will only have one wife, but like his historical counterpart, this won't limit him much. I intend to write 18+ scenes, both sexual and somewhat gore, but there will be a warning beforehand. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't have the cover image, as it belongs to Jesse Smith.

A 35 year historian gamer is reborn in Russia during 1877 and into the Russian royal family but they despise him so can he survive his family and rise to the Russian throne and turn them into the number one global superpower

After an unremarkable life ends in the most cliche way possible: involving a truck. A painfully average guy wakes up in a vibrant fantasy world filled with magic, monsters, and the promise of adventure. There's just one problem. Instead of gaining a legendary sword, ancient magic, or even a decent skill... He's partnered with a sentient, beatboxing toilet. "Skibidi dop dop yes yes." Dubbed a "Cheat Companion" by a mysterious system, Skibidi looks ridiculous, sounds ridiculous... and might actually be absurdly overpowered. From launching goblins into trees to hinting at locked abilities far beyond comprehension, this bizarre entity could be the key to surviving a world where danger lurks behind every glowing bush. Caught between confusion and cautious optimism, our reluctant hero sets out to explore this new life; learning how the world works, how his strange companion works, and most importantly, how to stay alive long enough to figure out why this is the power he was given. Because in a land of swords and sorcery... Sometimes your greatest weapon is the one that makes absolutely no sense. A chaotic isekai adventure filled with absurd humor, unexpected action, and the strangest partnership ever summoned.

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"

One day, a strange hand suddenly appeared inside Chi Wan’s interdimensional space. Its owner claimed to be living in the apocalypse—starving, desperate—and begged to trade anything he had for food. Chi Wan stared at the pile of Imperial Green jade, oversized diamonds, and dozens of kilograms of gold bars he offered… and fell into deep thought. …Wasn’t this a little too profitable? From then on, her connection to the apocalypse only grew stronger. The mysterious man—who turned out to be a powerful figure—used his Wood Ability to help her revive rare orchids, cultivate endangered plants, and even harvest zombie crystal cores for the country. As for Chi Wan? She only had three responsibilities: feed him, feed him, and keep feeding him. Somehow, without realizing it, a group of extraordinary men began to gather around her: A genius research scientist. An aloof, abstinent CEO. A cold and ruthless Soldier King… In front of Chi Wan, they were gentle, attentive, and impeccably polite—each trying to outshine the others. Behind her back? They were one step away from tearing each other apart. Meanwhile, on the other side of the spatial link… The so-called King of the Apocalypse clenched his teeth in silence as he listened to these men compete for her attention. As for Chi Wan? “I’m busy getting rich and supporting my family,” she said calmly. “A battle royale of suitors? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Until one day— An absurdly handsome man appeared at the gates of her villa… carrying a sack filled with gold and jewels. “I’m here to marry into your family,” he declared. Chi Wan glanced at him, then at the newly connected wasteland world inside her space… …and once again fell into deep thought.