comiendo palomitas memes

El mundo se acabó en hielo. Las temperaturas alcanzaron los -60 °C de la noche a la mañana. Ciudades sepultadas. Los mejores cazadores de la humanidad, aniquilados. Los despertados gobiernan ahora; el resto son esclavos. Walfred no era nadie, uno de los no despertados e inútiles. Entonces llegó la incursión al almacén que debería haber sido rutinaria. Unos monstruos los emboscaron. Walfred corrió para salvar su vida mientras sus compañeros de equipo eran destrozados uno por uno. Pero cuando cae en un foso helado y bebe desesperadamente un misterioso líquido brillante, despierta como un Cazador. Con el atributo Escarcha. El poder más inútil en un mundo donde todos los monstruos tienen inmunidad al frío. Excepto que su habilidad única lo cambia todo: [Único: Festín de Escarcha] [Gana experiencia al consumir hielo o nieve.] Los Cazadores matan para subir de nivel. Él solo come. El mundo helado es su bufé infinito. Hazte lo suficientemente fuerte como para sobrevivir, o muere en el intento.

[Contains: System, Beast Taming, Romance, Comedy, Action, Dungeon Exploration, Guilds, School Duels] In a world ruled by Summoners, a person's destiny is decided on the day of their Awakening. The talented receive: Ancestral Dragons, Demon Kings, Heroic Spirits, Sacred Knights. The weak receive useless creatures… and are condemned to live in misery. Kael Veyron spent his entire life preparing to become a great summoner and lift his little sister out of the slums. But on the day of his awakening, before the entire academy, he obtains the most ridiculed class in history: 「Meme Summoner」 An unknown class. No rank. No records. No future. Humiliated by nobles, rejected by teachers, and turned into the kingdom's laughingstock, Kael thinks his life is over… Until he hears a voice. [LOL System synchronized.] [Access to Legendary Memes granted.] [The logic of the world will no longer apply.] His first summon isn't a legendary hero. Nor an ancestral dragon. It's a fat cat with a look of absolute contempt. And yet… …it destroys the national exam's beast in a single blow. Now, as the world tries to figure out what these absurd entities capable of breaking reality are, Kael must survive secret organizations, fanatical churches, and ancient monsters that want to erase "Memes" from existence. Because the more famous his summons become… the more powerful they grow. It might be too late to stop the chaos. Or the one who will cause the chaos… will be him.

In the vast internet, there are pictures that are called Memes. Memes are basically a picture with texts on them, but in the ancient era, Memes are life itself. When there is life, there is also death, that is Meme Review. Meme Review is the taker of memes, once a Meme goes on Meme Review, its death is inevitable. The host of Meme Review, the God of Death, the taker of memes, the Supreme Being, PewDiePie. A once mortal man who has achieved godhood by killing memes. In the Cyber Era where memes are banned, a young boy will risk everything just to get ahold of the memes from the Ancient Era, the memes that were once profound is now lost, the memes that are present is mediocre. He will trek the depths of the deepweb just to get even a piece of the meme, he will go as far as to go to Realms like [Facebook & Instagram] to take back the memes that were once theirs. Come join the adventure of a young man who will gather all the memes and meet the Supreme Being, PewDiePie, to bring back the meaning of memes to the Cyber Era, to bring happiness to the people. ----------- Because nobody comented on my thread, I decided to make a novel centered around memes. Note: This is only a troll novel, I'm not gonna pursue this in the future, well, maybe.

The Book of heckin memes

It's for my Best Friend Bianca as she is going to Bangalore in 2 months and will never come back...

"Si me quedo quieto, muero. Si corro, también muero. Así que... lucharé." La criatura cargó hacia él con un chillido agudo. Kael esquivó por puro instinto, sintiendo el aire cortarse junto a su oído. "Punto débil... tiene que tener uno." Mientras rodaba por el suelo para evitar un segundo ataque, sus ojos se clavaron en el núcleo brillante.... ########################## Nombre de la obra: "Caí en un Dungeon de Rango S y me hice fuerte con los Núcleos de las Bestias" (S Rank Dungeon ni Ochite, Mamono no Koa de Tsuyoku Naru) Autor: eihandersong •Sinopsis• Kael, un joven aventurero, queda atrapado en los pisos más peligrosos de una mazmorras de rango S. Descubre que al consumir los núcleos de los monstruos, obtiene sus habilidades y fuerza, pero su cuerpo no está preparado para enfrentar a estos enemigos. Luchando por sobrevivir, debe superar desafíos mortales para escapar.

Boy with chicken legs will safe the Philippines

This book is meaningless. It is simply coom over and over.

Mira died because she was stupid enough to trust the people around her. Her reputation, her career, her identity and her... Marriage. All of it disappeared while she was powerless to do anything. At death's door, she swore that if she could restart it all, she would change everything. She would avoid the tragedy. She wouldnt fall in love with the same man. Now given another chance, she vowed that she will get the happiness that she deserves and definitely live a good life. Screw everyone who wronged her in the past! [tags: weak to strong FL, school life, friendship, time travel, fantasy] (This is the edited version of my first uploaded book Tempest Heart.)

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.