Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples:
1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms."
2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile."
3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses."
4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess."
A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me."
I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!
Indiscriminately killing the innocent meant the same thing. They both referred to killing innocent people. Killing the innocent meant killing innocent people, and killing the innocent meant killing innocent people. Therefore, killing the innocent and killing the innocent could be used interchanged to express the same meaning.
There are many pure love animes like pure romance. Here are some recommendations:
1 Love Asteroid
2 Magic Girl Little Yuan
3. Gate of the Fate Stone
4."Even a chuunibyou needs to fall in love!"
We still don't know the name of the flower we saw that day.
6 Love Asteroid
Vampire Knight
8 Tokyo Kitty
9 " Humanoid Computer Angel Heart "
10. Index of Forbidden Magic Books
The above recommendations are only for reference. The specific recommendations need to be decided according to personal preferences and needs.
Yes, I recommend the novel "The White Lotus Attacks Me Again" to you. The female protagonist in the book is a white lotus who pretends to be weak, but in fact, she is very scheming and pretends to know everything in front of the male protagonist. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~π
In the 'the marquis is innocent novel', the Marquis is innocent. There are many plot twists that lead to this conclusion. For example, the so - called evidence against him is later revealed to be planted by his enemies who are jealous of his status and wealth. All the events in the story work together to prove his innocence.
If I die, the first thing I'll say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar."
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
4 "When you were young, did you often tell your parents that you were an alien?" "No, if I tell them I'm an alien, they won't ask me so many strange questions."
A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot."
A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him.
A boy confessed to a girl, and the girl rejected him, saying,"I'm already past that age." The boy asked,"What age are you now?" "I've already rejected that age group," the girl replied.
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him.
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar."
A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot."
If I die, the first thing I will say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar."
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him.
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot."
If I die, the first thing I will say is, I finally don't have to be afraid of ghosts.
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. After a few sips, he said to the waiter,"Sorry, I'm not suitable for this kind of wine." The waiter replied,"You're not suitable for this wine because you've been eliminated by this bar."
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A bear hugged a rabbit and said,"You are my baby." The rabbit looked at the carrot in the bear's hand and said,"I am not only your baby but also your big carrot."
If you do well in the exam, it's all because of your deskmate.
A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. So he put the bird and the rabbit in the same cage and began to roast them. After a while, the bird was cooked, but the rabbit was still moving. The man thought,"The rabbit is so small that it won't be roasted to death." In the end, the rabbit was left cold by him.
In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.