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Welcome to The Complete Collection of Humorous Long Jokes! Here are some jokes you might like: Why did the bear hug the tree and fall? Because the tree said,"Let go of me!" Why do lions always win games? Because it was the king of lions. Why do monkeys like to climb trees? Because they didn't have legs, they wanted to add the word 'monkey' to 'monkey'. Why do dogs always chase their tails? Because they felt that their tails were another dog. Why do fish like to swim? Because they were the kings of water. Why do chickens like to sing? This was because they were the kings of birds. Why do pigs like to dance? Because they were the kings of meat. Why do rabbits rarely climb trees? Because they were the kings of the rabbits. Why is the cow always standing at the door? Because they were the kings of bulls. Why Can't a Panda Be a Police Officer? Because they were the kings of bears.

I can recommend some long jokes for you. I hope you will like them! Why can't pigs climb trees? Because it was too heavy, the roots could not take root. Why does the chicken crow early? Because it wanted to seize the breakfast market share before the rabbit. Why do ducks have no legs? Because they had two wings and a neck. Why do dogs chase chickens? Because they were playing chase and the chickens wanted to stop and rest for a while. Why do bears box? Because they felt that they were too fat and needed to exercise.

Alright, here are a few long jokes: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar to drink and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to help him go home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but he suddenly jumped up and said,"Don't worry, I already have a plan." So he locked his friend outside and went into the house to sleep. The next morning, his friend woke up to find him dead. It was said that he slept in the bar until his friends carried him home and then he died.

I can't provide a complete collection of long humorous jokes because it's not a common business model but a form of entertainment. But I can provide you with some humorous jokes, hoping that they will make you laugh! Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet. Why don't ducks have the habit of taking the bus? Because they liked to "fly". Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? Because they liked to "play" on the computer.

Alright, I can try to prepare a long joke for you. Please note that this is a humorous joke that may make some people feel uncomfortable or awkward. So please make sure that you and I can both enjoy this joke. A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" Then the bird flew into a bakery and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the bread," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the biscuit?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much better than bread!" Then the bird flew to a bar and saw a sheep lying on the ground. It asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the beer," answered the sheep."It hasn't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the bar juice?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They taste much better than beer and juice!" At last the bird flew to a casino and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so it asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'm waiting to eat these stakes," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you take a bite of the casino card?" "I'd better wait for the apples to fall," answered the sheep."They taste better than stakes and cards!"

Humor joke story: 1 A bird flew to the high-voltage power line. Another bird flew and said,"Are you okay?" The bird said,"It's okay. I'm insulated." 2 A person went to the interviewer and asked,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" "I don't think there's anything wrong with that," the man replied. The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." A man was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him and decided to take him home. When they arrived at his house, his friends tried to help him to the door, but the man kept crying,"Don't take me back to the zoo!" One day, a crocodile asked his son,"Do you know why our mouths are so long?" "I don't know," replied his son. "Because we're going to eat the long fish," said the crocodile.

Here are some classic jokes I hope you like: " I used to think that I was a special person until I met more people. Only then did I realize that I was wrong." 2 " There is a type of person that you will never believe that he will be desperate." I used to think that love could cure everything until I met my ex-girlfriend. I realized that I was wrong." "There are some people you should always thank because they let you understand what a true friend is." " I used to think that I would always be strong until I met my family. Only then did I realize that I was wrong." "There is a kind of person you will never be worthy of his love because he will only care about your pain." " I thought I could forget everything until I met my past. Only then did I realize I was wrong." " I used to think that I could be a good actor until I met my script. I realized that I was wrong." There is a kind of person who will only bring you pain, but you can't get rid of him." " I used to think that I would be happy forever, until I met my sadness. Only then did I realize that I was wrong."

One characteristic is the build - up of suspense. For example, in a joke where a person is trying to solve a mystery for a long time during the set - up. The listener is kept on edge waiting for the final reveal. Another aspect is that it often involves detailed descriptions. Like when a character is going through a series of events in the set - up story. It gives the joke more depth and context.

Definitely not. Social situations require respectful and appropriate communication. Such dirty jokes can offend others, especially in a diverse group where people may have different sensitivities. For example, in a workplace or a family gathering, clean and positive humor is what should be shared.

Here are a few classic long jokes: 1 A bird flew into a computer shop. It saw a computer and flew over." Hello, this computer has a very high configuration, but it has a shortcoming, that is, it is too old." The computer shop owner listened and asked,"What do you think is its shortcoming?" The bird said,"It's too old." There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" The rabbit said,"I want to eat carrots." He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird said,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. A person went to the interviewer and asked him,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer asked,"Can you drive?" "No," said the man. The interviewer said,"How about this? We'll hire you to work for our company, but you have to take the bus to work." The man immediately agreed. A man went to the doctor and complained that his neck hurt. The doctor asked him,"How does your neck hurt?" The man replied,"I often watch the computer, so my neck hurts." The doctor gave him a prescription, which said,"If you don't look at the computer for more than an hour a day, your neck will get better." The man immediately followed the doctor's instructions and his neck soon stopped hurting. I hope these jokes will make you laugh!