Lucian Langdon
On a variety show.
The production crew told me to call the first person in my contact list.
I wasn't allowed to speak. I called A-lister Lucian Langdon.
He answered the phone.
"What's wrong? Not talking? Shy? You've fallen for me, haven't you?"
"It's not out of the question, but you haven't confessed yet."
"If you don't confess, wouldn't that be unfair to me?"
"But since it's you, whether you confess or not isn't really that important."
"Why don't you just ask me, then?"
"Forget it. How about you pursue me? I'm an easy catch."
"I could pursue you too, that's fine."
"That's too much trouble. Let's just start dating, right now, okay?"
Me: "..."
Uh, no, dude! What kind of ultimate move are you unleashing?!
Netizens: "Lucian Langdon is so smitten!"