thick thighs meme

In the twenty-seventh year of Hong Guang, the allied forces of seven nations invaded the Great Blue Dynasty. Rifled muskets, mortars, and armored vehicles combined into a steel tide, were ultimately shattered by the Great Blue's armored cavalry. Muscle, magic, firearms, cannons... the new and the old powers continuously collided. In an era of great strife, Li Fei, with the help of a Ten Thousand Blood Bead, gradually became an existence akin to a BOSS: 'Is this the extent of your damage? You haven't even taken off one-thousandth of my health.' 'You don't think this is enough to kill me, do you?' 'Don't rush, the second phase is up next!' ......

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic) Suis sur facebook en open source, Dav Bin, vu que le compte est passé en creation digitale, viendez. pas.

"Promise me something" I said to them They both looked at me in confusion "Promise me that we won't let any stupid things separate us after this. No stupid exam marks, or boys are whatever!. We'll always be together through anything. Anything at all" I said Elly smiled at me. "Through joy and misery," Elly said holding my hand and Phoebe's hand "Through health and sickness" Phoebe said holding my hand I squeezed both of their hands a little. "Through thick and thin" I smiled A few seconds later, "Guys..." Phoebe's voice trailed off "Yeah?" I asked "I think we just made a marriage vow..." she said ... Caroline Williams "THE BOLD AND SWEET" Elizabeth Smith "THE SMARTY PANTS" Phoebe Jones "THE FEISTY" Can they be more different? Eventhough they have completely different personalities, they have been best friends since FOREVER.They know everything about each other. After years of their journey, its finally high school. And this is where things get a little messy. With crushes and boyfriends and exam marks and jealousies, their friendship takes a turn for the worst. Will they be able to make it through?

"This is so wrong," Enzo groaned. His voice was rough as he slid another finger into Rebecca’s tight entrance. She let out a broken moan, spreading her legs wider against the cold stone wall, begging for more. ​"Becca..." Enzo growled. He leaned in to kiss her deeply, his large body pinning her back, trapping her. "I am ten years older than you. I've seen too much blood... you're too pure for this." ​Rebecca pulled away from the kiss. A smirk played on her lips as her eyes burned with hunger. "The older the better, Enzo." ​Before he could protest, she sank to her knees before him. She looked up at him through her lashes, her hands reaching for his belt. ​The Blurb ​Rebecca has loved the pack’s Beta for as long as she can remember. ​Ten years older than her, Enzo was everything she wasn’t supposed to want—cold, brutal, respected, and completely out of reach. While the entire pack feared him, Rebecca followed him around like a lovesick shadow, shamelessly confessing her feelings every chance she got. ​But Enzo never took her seriously. To him, she was too young. Too innocent. Just the Alpha’s spoiled daughter who deserved someone better than a hardened Beta stained by years of blood and war. ​So, when Rebecca’s aging father announces that Enzo must marry one of his daughters to become the next Alpha, Rebecca finally believes fate is on her side. Until Enzo chooses her older sister instead.

Finnian knew his world was dying, so he chose to die with it. However, when he awoke, alive in a new land, he found this world too was headed toward ruin. That, however, was not what interested him. What consumed his focus now was his obsession with thighs, a remnant of his past self's ambitions. An aim so pure and absolute that abandoning it would be a crime. Where others might see a second life as a chance to save this dying world, Finnian understood something different. He had a mission. A sacred task. No matter how underhanded the tactic or nefarious the method, if it got him closer to his goal, the loss of his humanity was a small price to pay. Travelling through space and time; from the Stone Age to the age of Vikings, forging alliances, commanding fleets, and conquering nations, nothing would stand between him and the object of his desire. Finnian Thorne was, is, and will always remain one thing above all else: A man consumed by obsession.

When a forbidden pact is broken, the spirits awaken and they demand a price. But what begins as a test of loyalty spirals into a dark game of power, pleasure, and sacrifice.

The holy meme Bible created by the Almighty Shrek himself. Basically, I'm translating the bible to meme language. Enjoy!

The Third Young Master of the Hayndal's family, Azares, was known as a disgrace. He was seen as a weakling, that even servants would dare to mock him. He doesn't inherit the talent of Duke Hayndal, nor does he have any power. Therefore, his family decided to cut their ties and abandoned him. Much to their surprise, Azares calmly accepted it and packed his bag without a second thought. He was also humming a song of happiness. Everyone was bewildered, thinking that he must have gone crazy from sadness. Though, they are wrong. Azares whose tension completely disappeared was delighted about the situation that he went a little unrestrained and accidentally defeat the Knight Captain of Hayndal's First Division. The Fisrt Young Master who was as strong as the Captain: "....?" Then, Azares became a little careless that he burnt the training ground by mistake. Some of the kinghts were injured heavily and some were in the brink of death. The Second Young Master as a genius Elementalist: "...." When everyone thought that everything was bizarre enough, Fallen Angel, the most influential organization within the Empire demanded Azares to be their member. Was this their Third Young Master?

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

In her previous life, she took the wrong "white lotus" script, causing her to die a miserable death. Heaven has let her live again, so she shouldn't have to suffer the hardships of her past life once more! Feng Moxi sheds her weakness from her previous life. Making a new choice, she must fight! There are monsters! Kill them! There are scumbags! Eliminate them! With her meager strength, she picks up a Heavy Sword and forges a difficult path forward. Unexpectedly, that arrogant and reckless person who caused her no small amount of trouble along the way eventually becomes a comrade-in-arms to whom she can entrust her back, a companion for life. The sky fills with darkness, the Demon People emerge! The Heavenly Dao returns. One day, Feng Moxi is leisurely roasting beast meat by the river. Chaoyang, having just finished fighting a demon beast, sees the crumbs on her lips and immediately leans in. "Want some?" Chaoyang dazedly nodded his head. Suddenly, a piece of burnt beast meat is stuffed into his mouth. Chaoyang pulls Feng Moxi into his embrace, gently brushes the corner of her lips with his hand, and says, "You're mine!" Apocalypse + Cultivation + Doting Boyfriend