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Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

The book," Flirtatious ", is a short story by the author, Er Huoma. The general plot of this novel is: A collection of all kinds of imaginative short novels. The content of the article was short and concise, criticizing the current malpractices. It was quite meaningful and could be said to be "funny". ---------------------------- " I Was Joking After I Traversed in a Strange Story " was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author Wu Yuan. The general plot of this novel was: The high-level planet discovered that humans were far more afraid of ghosts than ghosts were of humans. In order to study the high-level system of this proposition, the Screaming System, it was bound to a ghost hunter. He had thought that he would be the first person on the planet to complete the mission perfectly. However, he gradually realized that reality was a little different from what he had expected... In the misty forest, there was silence. In the face of the sudden appearance of the strange female ghost with blood and tears in her eyes, his host used her powerful ghost hunter skill to beat the ghost down. He thought that the fear of ghosts was within his grasp, but---his host squatted down." Do you know why flowers are funny?" Female ghost: The System was speechless. [2023.1.13][Source of inspiration: " 100,000 Cold Jokes "][All the cold jokes in the article were searched online, and there may be some bad jokes.] ---------------------------- " Demon Hunting with Big Words " was a light novel written by the author, Master Unlaughing. It was a fantasy novel. The general plot of this novel was as follows: Bragging was a joke, and hunting monsters was killing monsters. He told jokes while fighting monsters. People who laugh and cry will not have tears! ---------------------------- " The Other World That You Can't Joke About " was a light novel written by the author and his teacher. It was a humorous and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: Yu Feng had transmigrated. But this world was too strange-people couldn't laugh. You'll die if you joke! As the only person who would not die from smiling…Yu Feng smiled. What was the big deal about crossing realms to kill enemies? So what if he was the strongest in the world? Let me tell you, I don't usually joke, but once I do, I'll kill you! Seeking recommendation votes, favorites, and book list recommendations. Thank you. Ow... ---------------------------- " Big Sister, Please Spare My Life " was a modern romance novel written by the author, Dog Tail. The general plot of this novel was: "Sister Samar, I love you!" A certain man was innocent and bright. "Go, go, go!" A certain sister got into position and was ready to fight at any time. The Millennium Frost was here! 'Don't be afraid. I'll melt right away.' The demon and devil had arrived! Roar, far worse than me. "Ruthless Flower" is here! Sob, sob, Eastern Samar, please spare me! Your good sister's love rival is here! 'Iceberg Aunt' is here! Ahem, is there any relationship? It's coming, it's coming! Eh, who's here? This article described the hilarious daily life of an otaku girl. It was a very, very, very daily life. ---------------------------- " Manga: Following the Gods to Beg for Food " was a light novel written by the author Hai Langyu. The general plot of this novel was: It was said that a smile from an iceberg was enough to warm one's heart. It was said that icebergs were extremely lucky. It was said that most icebergs were cold on the outside but warm on the inside. Night Fight proved that it was bullsh * t. She was indeed very pretty when she smiled, and her luck was not bad, but she was cold on the outside and colder on the inside. For example," Ahhh, Drunken Sound, I stepped on a nail on the floor. Come and see me." "Oh." "Ahhhh! It really hurt! Are you really not coming to see me? " Sob sob sob…" Suddenly, Drunken Sound nimbly jumped into Night Fighter's bedroom from the window. She snatched his phone and took out the battery in exasperation." You just stepped on a nail and sent me thirty-six trash messages in a minute. Are you done?" Do you have a lot of phone bills?" Night Dou curled up into a ball." I went to the business hall and bought a family package for us. It's a few dozen yuan a month for us to send text messages." Drunken Sound returned the battery to him, his eyebrows raised in delight." Then continue sending. Our goal is to send text messages to the business hall to cry and earn back our capital!" It turned out that Iceberg was actually a warm-hearted and hardworking person with cute attributes. ---------------------------- " Our Sweet Love Yesterday " was a modern romance novel written by Mao Dan. The general plot of the novel was: "Do you really think that a broken refrigerator can be fixed? Do you really think that a broken relationship can be fixed?" If the refrigerator was broken, it was no more than a lack of cooling and no more lights when the door was opened. Have you ever seen an idiot smash a fridge into pieces and then get someone to fix it? ----- The whole story was half-sad and half-sweet, with three girls as the main storyline. The puppy, the wolf, the childhood sweetheart, and the CEO were all part of the story. Anyway, there was a guarantee to fill the hole. If he wanted to enter, he could enter. -------- Every time she was asked what season she liked, the nursery rhyme would always say summer. Summer always seemed to give people a lot of courage out of thin air. They were not afraid of drinking and sleeping on the floor. They were not afraid of being drenched in the heavy rain. One day in the story, she was complaining to Zhou Wanyan and asked her if she felt that the winter this year was especially long. She felt as if she had been sitting next to the heater for an entire year and was sick of the windy and rainy weather. For some reason, he recalled a sentence that he had heard a long time ago. It said that everyone inevitably had the condition of being powerless in their relationship... ---------------------------- " The Prime Minister's Invitation: Madam, Too Vicious Tongue " was an ancient romance novel written by the author, Ming Mei Xiao. The general plot of this novel was: "Are you cold?" She asked softly," Little Liangliang, I'm cold." "Then do you want…" As soon as he finished speaking, a thick blanket appeared in front of him." Come, hug the blanket and sleep. I'll go out and sleep." The male protagonist was powerful and had a hidden comical attribute! The female lead looked cold on the outside, but she was sulky on the inside and occasionally had a venomous tongue. ---------------------------- " Laughing and Laughing: The Poisonous Young Master " was a sci-fi space-time travel novel written by the author, Bai Tang. The general plot of this novel was: Beyond the Three Realms, there was a Space-Time Academy. This academy only accepted dead souls that were compatible with the academy. As long as they followed the student handbook and completed their studies, they could easily achieve anything, whether it was being surrounded by powerful women or being able to live forever with gold, silver, and jewelry. There was a famous person in the Spacetime College. Her name was Wu Nuannuan, and she was female. In front of others, she was a popular person who lived in the mouth of the public, a flower that had reached the peak of perfection. Behind others, she was a high-level talent who nestled beside the computer screen, smiling and making paste every day. The passers-by exclaimed in admiration,[She's beautiful, her beautiful eyes are rippling, and her cheeks are red. She's a well-deserved goddess!] The enemy cursed,"Cheap but not coquettish, coquettish but not cheap, this is a bitch!" The acquaintance spread his hands and thought,"She's just like her surname. She's full of filth. She's just a wretched woman!" Wu Nuannuan's almond eyes turned slightly, and her dimples appeared." What do you think, my dear?" The person in question did not even raise his head as he slowly said," It's a gift from the heavens." Everyone who was stuffed with dog food silently left! This was a story where one had to fight for survival. The winner would be king and the loser would perish. The female protagonist was very capable and had explosive flirting skills. The male protagonist was very capable of hiding and enduring. There were various types of missions, planes, and so on! This article was also known as " The Love Words of the Goddess of Filth "," Loving You Is Really Just a Nonsense ", and " There Are Always Unruly People Who Can't Stand Zhen ". 1v1 cool novel! Dress up! The style of writing was relaxed, and the imagination was slightly big. It was produced for nothing. It was absolutely guaranteed. Welcome to complain! ---------------------------- " Cashiers Can't Be That Cute " was a light novel written by the author, Jiu 'er Xiangxian. It was a funny and sarcastic novel. The general plot of this novel was: [Daily Comedy] She was a little loli who was forced by life but wanted to be a salted fish at any time. A convenience store manager who was never reliable. A gaming streamer who was popular all over the country, but was stolen by a little loli. She was a quiet girl who could communicate with animals. An underling who was both a bodyguard and a nanny. And their daily, relaxing, and hilarious stories. Single novel, the style of the book was completely idiotic, without any pretentious and face-slapping routine. [Group ID: 786332387. Remember to tease the little loli!]

Sure. Here's a joke from it. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

As a fan of online literature, I've learned a lot of interesting knowledge. Some of the jokes are as follows: Some birds fly high, so their cages are built high. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone If you succeed today, it's because you failed many times yesterday. - The Catcher in the Rye Life is like chocolate, you never know what you will taste. - The Three-Body Problem When you can't fly, run; when you can't run, walk; when you can't walk, crawl; but don't give up on yourself no matter what. - Alive Some people were alive, but she was already dead; some people were alive, but they should have died long ago. - One Hundred Years of Solitude Although these jokes were a little pessimistic, they also reflected some facts in life. I hope they can bring you some enlightenment and joy.

As a fan of online literature, my answer is based on my knowledge and sense of humor. The following are some of the jokes that I find interesting: I once had a dream that I became a butterfly and flew all over the world. In the end, I realized that I was dreaming that I couldn't fly to the world. There was a man who had to take a lot of medicine every day because he had a serious medicine jar disease. But his favorite medicine was sugar because he liked to eat sweet things. I once heard a joke about a man who went to the bank to withdraw money and got robbed. He asked the bank clerk,'Where's my money?' The bank clerk replied,'You haven't withdrawn the money yet!' I once had a dream to become one. But when I started writing, I realized that I didn't have time to read a novel at all. I once had a girlfriend. She was very smart, but she always asked me 'do you really love her?' This question troubled me greatly.

There are many stories that fill me with routines, such as: This is a sad story about a boy who lost his beloved dog and became a dog breeder. This is a world full of magic. Every hero has a unique ability. Only true warriors can challenge the most powerful enemies. This is a magical world. Everyone has their own unique experiences and stories. Only those who have experienced storms will be stronger. This is a world full of adventures. Every hero will face all kinds of challenges. Only those brave people can win the final victory. This is a funny story about a hero who missed a date because he was too serious and became a joker. These jokes had a certain routine that could arouse the readers 'resonance and thoughts. However, my answers are not completely fixed. I will flexibly adjust my answers according to the questions raised by the readers and the context.

I don't know how to tell jokes, but I can give you some advice on how to write a novel. I hope it will help you!

As a fan of online novels, I can provide you with some interesting online novels, but please note that these jokes may not be suitable for everyone, and not all jokes are legal. If you have any legal questions or disputes, please let me know. I will try my best to provide you with the correct information. The following are some of the more classic web novels I think: " I once had a dream to become a mage and save the world. However, when I worked hard to cultivate, I realized that this world was too dangerous, so I finally gave up my dream and chose to be an otaku." " I used to think that I was a genius, until one day I met a teacher. He told me that true geniuses do not exist. Only those who work hard can survive in this world." " I used to think that I was a good person, until one day I met a bad person. He told me that the real bad people do not exist. Only those hypocritical people can survive in this world." " I used to think that love was a wonderful feeling, until one day I met a scumbag. She told me that true love is a painful feeling that only she can feel when she is hurt." " I used to think that I was a rich woman until one day I met a poor guy. He told me that true wealth is a kind of mentality. Only when you have a peaceful mentality can you earn more money." I hope these jokes can make you laugh!

As a fan of online literature, I have learned a lot of knowledge about online literature. Here are some of the jokes that I think are more accurate: Life is like a time travel. Some people only travel to ancient times, some people travel to the future, and I travel to another world. There is a kind of loneliness called the whole world is looking for me to chat but you can't find me. I've killed three people in this world. The first time was in kindergarten, the second time was in elementary school, and the third time was in high school. I used to think that I was a cold scholar until I met my deskmate. There is only one person in this world who will not die, and that is me. I was going to be one, but I found that the world was too dangerous, and I didn't want the readers to worry. I once had a dream to become a billionaire, but now I find that my dream has come true. In this world, there is a kind of person called God and a kind of person called Ghost, and I am an existence of both. I used to think I was a cool person until I met my roommate. In this world, everyone has their own story, and my story is three words: start from scratch. The above paragraph is for reference only, hoping to bring some laughter.

As a fan of online literature, I've collected a large number of online novels, and many of them hit the funny spot. Here are some of my favorites: " I read a novel yesterday. It said that a man cut off his kidney and transplanted it into another person's body to save his son. Today, the man finally succeeded, but the doctor told him that his son had lost his life." " I've been reading a novel recently. The protagonist is a mage. One day, he suddenly wanted to eat hotpot, so he started chanting a spell: 'The evil god of fire clouds has descended!' In the end, a huge hotpot appeared on the screen." "I bought a novel in the bookstore yesterday called" I'm Your Second-Hand Girlfriend in Time Travel ". There was a description in it that the protagonist traveled to an ancient society and went on a blind date. The other party asked him," How old are you?" The protagonist replied,'I'm 18 years old, but my current state is 18 years and 12 days.' The other party looked surprised." " I was reading a novel yesterday. There's a character called 'Bastard' because he likes to eat Bastard Soup. In the end, he drank Bastard Soup every day and turned into a Bastard." " I watched a movie at the cinema yesterday called " My Girlhood ". There was a scene in which the protagonist was singing " Qinghai-Tibet Plateau " to the teacher in the classroom, but the teacher suddenly farted loudly, and the protagonist continued to sing: " Learn about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!" The whole class fell silent." These are some of my favorite jokes that I hope can make you happy. Of course, the jokes I collected may not be suitable for all readers. If you encounter a joke that is not suitable, please feel free to ignore it.