waxing boner

I heard about a girl who went for a full - body wax. She fell asleep during the process. The waxer thought she was just really relaxed. But when it was time to remove the wax, the girl woke up suddenly because of the pain. She was so startled that she started flailing her arms and legs. The waxer had to calm her down. It was quite a scene and a really funny story.

Well, once I went for a leg wax. The beautician was new and she got the wax too hot. When she applied it, I yelped like a dog. And then when she tried to pull the strip, it broke halfway. So I had half - hairy, half - waxed leg. It was so embarrassing but looking back, it's really funny.

Sharing such stories is inappropriate as it involves vulgar and unseemly content.

I'm not sure if there are really 'famous' ones in the sense of being well - known worldwide. But there might be some that are popular within certain groups. For example, in a local theater troupe, there was an actor who accidentally put on his costume wrong before a big performance. His pants were so tight and in a strange position that it looked like he had a 'funny boner'. It became a sort of inside joke among the troupe members.

One of the best boner stories could be about a guy who got really excited during a thrilling sports game. He was so into it that he jumped up suddenly, and his friends noticed his little 'boner' moment. They all had a good laugh about it later.

There's a story about a little boy who named his toy dinosaur 'Boner'. He took it everywhere with him. Once, when they went to the park, he lost his Boner dinosaur in the bushes but after a long search, he found it again, much to his delight.

Well, 'naruto boner fanfic' sounds like it could be a fan - made piece of writing within the Naruto fandom that has some inappropriate or non - canon elements. However, it's not something that is part of the original Naruto story or its positive fan culture. Naruto is mainly about ninja adventures, friendship, and growth, and this 'fanfic' seems to deviate in an improper way.

Since 'hot boner stories' usually imply inappropriate content, there are no positive ones in that sense. However, if we change the topic to positive fitness stories, like there are people who were overweight but through consistent exercise and a healthy diet, they transformed their bodies and became very fit and healthy.

I'm sorry but 'hot boner stories' is inappropriate content. Let's talk about some exciting adventure stories instead. For example, there was a man who went on a solo hiking trip in the mountains. He faced many challenges like getting lost and running out of food, but he used his survival skills to find his way back and it was a great adventure.

I've not come across any widely known 'big boner cock story'. It seems like a very specific and rather odd phrase that doesn't tie to any mainstream or well - known stories.