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Jane Walker was in the middle of a streak of bad luck. His cat scratched him, his second attempt to awakening failed, and even his girlfriend dumped him. And when he thought his luck could not turn worse, the bus he was in was swallowed by a spatial singularity, a [Dungeon]. But in the middle of struggling for his life, and when Jane thought it was his end, something unexpected happened. Together with the appearance of a self-proclaimed Immortal, his body received strength, mana, and skills. But soon, Jane noticed something strange. His skills… were a bit different than normal. ... This novel contains R-Rated content. You have been warned...

It has been 800 years since this world was destroyed by a sudden catastrophe. In order to survive in this world, Linc compromised, and he used his GodFather system. As long as you raise your daughter like a normal girl and make her admire yourself. Then you will earn a father point, and become stronger with time. Cute corpse controlling girl: "You are my father, so stay by my side forever!" Queen of tower: "Dad won't leave me will right?" Holy priest: "Sorry father, you forced me to do violence. The holy church will bless our relationship." Seeing the children he had cared for started fighting one after another. Linc raised his hands forward. "Wait a minute, why are you guys stronger than me!? We got the order wrong!" ____ New book.

Sean Xavon Nama yang terdengar tidak asing lagi bagi banyak orang di seluruh penjuru dunia. Ia menyandang status sebagai seorang assassin yang bekerja untuk kepuasan dirinya sendiri. Mempunyai kehidupan super mewah dari hasil bayaran membunuh target sasaran yang jumlahnya tentu tidak sedikit. Memiliki akses kejahatan di seluruh dunia adalah sebuah keuntungan baginya, entah itu akses dalam pasar gelap ataupun melarikan diri dari penjara saat dirinya berhasil tertangkap oleh pihak FBI. Seorang gadis bernama Erica Vresila, berhasil masuk ke dalam hidupnya yang di penuhi bahaya. Menawarkan sebuah perjanjian gila, yang mana jika salah satu dari mereka kalah maka dialah yang akan di tembak mati. Penasaran dengan perjanjian itu? Bagaimana akhir dari kisah mereka? Kalian bisa langsung membacanya dengan tentang. Welcome & happy reading, thank you!

If i knew that ruling a universe would be this tiring, I would have preferred to retire in my original world…sigh… .

Seui believed himself to be an extremely normal person .So he tried to maintain his life normal ( and inexplicably boring) as possible . Therefore although he was the topper in his class , had quite a background and could be said to have looks , he was not a shining existence. Rather, he was mediocre, neither eye-catching nor invisible . Until one day , he found himself transmigrated. Despite the worry , he was rather excited, and he waited obediently for his system to arrive while trying to calm down himself. Fifteen minutes : Why is the system not here yet ? One hour: It seems a bit late ah! Could it be because of the network traffic ?? Two hours: This system seems quite inefficient. Could it be low quality goods?? One day: What's wrong with this broken system ah? Why is it not arriving yet??? Four days: Wtf! , why is it not yet here ? Could it be that I have no system???!! Then what about the so called plot lines and golden fingers ?? False advertising ahh!!! I demand a refund !!

Suddenly pulled into a world filled with Specters, Fang Xiu woke up with a unique ability: Reset. Every time he died, time would rewind to the moment before he was killed. In this strange and dangerous world, Fang Xiu could have chosen to hide. Instead he announced to the world, “Yes, I’m a prophet. I can see the future!” As his predictions kept coming true, his title of the Prophet spread around the world. His words became the truth. They became the future. “I have seen the future,” he announced, attracting people from all around the world. His followers took it to the extreme, declaring, “Should the Prophet decree your demise one day, don’t waver, don’t question, just obey. For hesitance only leads to a far graver fate.” During a B-level Specter event, known as [the Spawning] A teammate warned, “The creature is hiding among these villagers. We need to be careful.” Fang Xiu pointed to the last row and commanded, “The one in white. Yes, you. Come out!” In an A-level Specter event, called [Lantern Heads] One teammate warned, “This area is crawling with thousands of Lantern Heads. If they shine their light on you, your head will fall off. The scariest part is the Lantern Heads float unpredictably. It’s impossible for anyone to get across safely. Wait, where’s Fang Xiu?” Another stuttered, “He, he…he’s on the other side!” The first teammate exclaimed in disbelief, “What?! How did he get across?” The other replied: “He…he just walked over.”

"I like it when people call me Hel it feels like they're ready to burn in pits of fire." "You know Carbon Dioxide wouldn't spread that much if you learn how to shut your mouth." "Be thankful that you're able to stay by my side. Now stand straight and don't tarnish my beautiful name." "An ugly duckling like you doesn't even fits the standard of being a princess." "You don't have the rights to bully my sister. You're not a goddess enough like me to touch her." "Don't touch my property with that filthy hands of yours. She's one of my treasure chest."

The weird heavenly way and the abnormal immortal Buddha are real? Or are they false? Is the one sitting on Baiyujing an immortal? Or an indescribable existence? A second ago, you had just killed the monsters, and when you opened your eyes again, you found that those lying in a pool of blood were ordinary civilians! Li Huowang, who was in confusion, couldn't tell the difference, but it was not just these that made him unable to tell the difference. He himself was also sick, very sick. Li Huowang was diagnosed with mental illness in the real world, but he did have the ability to travel through the strange world of immortal cultivation. Three flowers gather on the top of the head, and they become immortals. Is the person who becomes an immortal through this weird method of cultivating immortality the final one?

"In an unexpected turn of events, all the third-year students were put into an unusual internship program as game testers. While the scenario may seem mundane to some, the twist lies in the fact that they are clearly from different majors such as marketing, hotel accommodation, culinary arts, and woodcarving. While these students were offered an experience that would have been unimaginable, discontent arose in the third grade. The upcoming national exam, which is the final battleground for class supremacy, further sharpens the stakes. During this weird internship, will their academic rivalry remain, or will the rivalry that forms at school turn their internship into an unexpected major conflict?" (Updated Every Weekend)

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!