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Fang Qingyu has a special talent that he could see profession tags of others, which, in most cases, are Student, Deliveryman and Driver. However, one day when he steps into a martial arts hall, he notices a special tag above the couch's head. The red words read: Martial Artist.

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As the arcane tide surges in reverse, conflict and death once again sweep across the land.Foreign races rise, dragons roar, and abyssal demons stir in the depths.The Transcendent wield divine might in mortal flesh, greedily coveting the gods’ forbidden domains—unaware that the deities, silent for tens of thousands of years, have already opened their eyes. In such a turbulent age, the protagonist Roland relies on his unique profession interface to break free from conventional class-change restrictions, gaining special effects. [Blacksmith Apprentice] → [Humble Apprentice][Recruit] → [Battle-Ready][Scholar] → [Focused Study] More than that, different professions can resonate with one another, granting additional bonuses: [Blacksmith Apprentice] + [Recruit] = [Tempered Through Trials][Blacksmith Apprentice] + [Scholar] = [Standardized Production][Recruit] + [Scholar] = [Theory and Practice] Every path leads to unknown power, and every breakthrough carries him one step farther from the shackles of mortality. Holding multiple professions—scraping by in a chaotic age?No.Omniscient. Omnipotent. Standing at the pinnacle of the world.

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Traveling through the parallel world, Lin Xia became a starlet hovering on the 18th line. As we all know, eighteenth-line stars are not treated as well as dogs. Life is not easy, Lin Xia is a performer. Therefore, in order to make a living, Lin Xia had no choice but to start a side job. On the first day, I went to unlock the door and earned 200 yuan in blood. The next day, I set up a fortune-telling stall and earned 500 yuan in blood. On the third day, the street stall sold cartoon underwear and earned 800 yuan in blood. On the fourth day, go to the village to cook a big pot of vegetables and earn 1,000 yuan in blood. On the fifth day, the suona team played the suona, earning 500 yuan in blood and earning a table seat. On the sixth day, the Yellow River fished out the corpse and rewarded 10,000 yuan. On the seventh day, the funeral home worked part-time and earned 1,000 yuan in blood. On the eighth day, try to sleep in the haunted house, and earn 10,000 yuan in blood. On the ninth day, earn 500 for mourning, and deduct 200 for crying to the wrong person, making a total of 300. tenth day…… Finally, netizens suddenly realized a problem. Damn! This guy seems to be a star, right? He doesn't do singing and acting, but he is skilled in all kinds of martial arts in life. You are proficient in everything, right!?

The truck didn't just kill the old me. It turned me into a science experiment. When I woke up in the hospital, my memories were gone. My name, my past, my family—all wiped clean. But the doctors left something else behind in the empty space. To save my life, the beautiful and cold Dr. Evans injected me with an experimental "vitality serum." Now, I’m alive, but I’m living with a side effect that’s driving me insane: A constant, painful state of arousal that I cannot relieve myself. My own hands don't work. The only thing that soothes the burning fire in my blood is the touch of a woman. Cast out onto the streets with no money and a body screaming for release, I discover I have one other side effect. I can see the "blueprints" of the world. I can fix any machine, solve any mechanical failure, and repair any broken system with a single touch. I am the ultimate Handyman. From the shy doctor’s daughter who needs help with her car, to the lonely housewife with a broken sink, to the CEO with a corrupt server... the city is full of women with problems only I can fix. I’ll fix their pipes, their engines, and their lives. In exchange? They’re going to have to help me with my… hardship. I don’t know who I used to be. But I know what I am now. I’m open for business.

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At the front desk of a women's health clinic in Seattle, I ran into my college ex, Rowan Fitzgerald, freshly back from his studies at Cambridge. Rowan's gaze dropped to the abortion appointment form in my hand, his brow furrowing. "Here alone?" "Where's the father?" Before I could explain, he looked away, his voice turning cold. "Never mind. Who you're with these days is none of my business." I ignored him and turned back to my phone, only to see a new post rapidly trending on my Reddit feed: [Urgent. Just ran into my ex-girlfriend at a clinic, about to get an abortion by herself.] [She dumped me five years ago with a single text. How should I get my revenge?]

En la recepción de una clínica de salud para mujeres en Seattle, me encontré con mi ex de la universidad, Rowan Fitzgerald, recién llegado de sus estudios en Cambridge. La mirada de Rowan bajó al formulario de cita para aborto en mi mano, frunciendo el ceño. "¿Estás aquí sola?" "¿Dónde está el padre?" Antes de que pudiera explicarle, apartó la mirada, su voz tornándose fría. "No importa. Con quién estés saliendo estos días no es asunto mío". Lo ignoré y volví a mi teléfono, solo para ver una nueva publicación que se volvía viral rápidamente en mi feed de Reddit: [Urgente. Acabo de encontrarme con mi ex novia en una clínica, a punto de hacerse un aborto ella sola.] [Me dejó hace cinco años con un simple mensaje de texto. ¿Cómo debería vengarme?]

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.