funniest valentine jojo

WARNING! MATURE CONTENT 18+ (Harap bijak untuk memilih bacaan, terdapat kata umpatan dan sindiran.) Volume 2 : Lakhesis :Conneching thread. Maura Magen memilih untuk pergi sejauh mungkin setelah dikhianati dan di tipu oleh kekasihnya Erlangga Lorenzo. Pria yang lebih memilih mencampakkannya dan menikahi gadis sederajat dibandingkan menepati janji-janji manisnya dulu. Meninggalkan Maura yang hancur berkeping-keping bersama buah hati yang ada di dalam kandungannya, sampai kebenciannya mengubah sosok Maura untuk memutuskan benang pengikat yang terjalin di masalalu. Bisakah Maura memasang topeng besi dan memutuskan pengikat itu saat mereka di pertemukan lagi dengan keadaan yang berbeda? Volume 1 : Klotho :First destiny and chaos. Tiga kata yang bisa Maura Magen tangkap di valentine tahun ini. Pertama, kecemburuan. Gebetannya yang sudah dia puja-puja sejak tahun pertama malah berakhir pacaran dengan sahabatnya sendiri. Kedua, kekesalan. Bagi remaja lainnya valentine adalah hari paling romantis di sepanjang tahun. Tapi baginya valentine sama dengan makan hati, karena dia single alias jomblo, kampret! Ketiga, kesialan. Seolah takdir sedang bercanda dengannya. Bagaimana mungkin seorang Erlangga Orion Lorenzo mengirimi surat cinta untuknya? Ig : _Yamarara

Three words that Maura Magen can catch on Valentine's Day this year. First, jealousy. Her crush, whom she had adored since the first year, ended up going out with her best friend. Second, frustration. For other teenagers Valentine is the most romantic day of the year. But for her, valentine is the same as disappointed, because she is single, aka alone as one and lonelyness, you bastard! Third, bad luck. It was as if fate was playing a joke on her. How could an Erlangga Orion Lorenzo send her a love letter? Ig : _Yamarara

Being tasked to marry any woman of his choosing was not what Brian Kenwood, CEO of the Kenwood Enterprise, hoped to face three days to his birthday, Valentine's day.  In other to fulfill his grandfather's wish and not lose his position as CEO, he settles for the crying elevator girl to be his bride.  Alexa Rhiemen Williams, an Intern in the prestigious Kenwood company with alot of sadness running in her life had a fateful encounter that would change her life and destiny forever.  Will this one year contract that was supposed to save both their asses bloom into something sweet and enchanting or would they stick to their agreement and at the end of their contract go their separate ways?  What more lie ahead for these two who decided to play a quick one on fate?  ************* Cover not mine. All credit goes to the original owners. Would take it down if asked to.  Updates would be steady with mass releases when specific targets are met.  Kindly throw in all your PS.

Made up Stands i made and the user's story (First chapter will be published in July 4, 2021)

Jessy merupakan gadis berusia 21 tahun yang kelewat biasa. Kehidupannya pun kelewat monoton. Tapi itu semua berubah ketika dirinya diajak oleh sahabatnya untuk ikut menonton pertandingan Bulutangkis di Jakarta. Mulai dari situlah hidup Jessy berubah jadi menyenangkan. Ia menemukan sosok lelaki tampan bernama Jojo yang merupakan seorang atlet bulutangkis nasional populer se-Indonesia. Dirinya melakukan segala cara agar bisa lebih dekat dengan sang atlet itu. Akhirnya, Jojo merasa tertarik dengan gadis aneh bernama Jessy itu. Hubungan mereka berdua semakin dekat. Jessy merasa perasaannya bukan lah seperti fans dan idola pada umumnya. Ia merasa bahwa ia menyukai sosok Jojo sebagai lelaki biasa bukan sebagai seorang atlet terkenal. Begitupun dengan Jojo yang tertarik dengan sosok Jessy yang membuat kehidupannya menjadi lebih berwarna. Namun, seakan semesta tidak membiarkan kisah cinta mereka berjalan lancar. Satu demi satu ujian terhadap hubungan mereka silih datang berganti. Membuat Jessy merasa ragu untuk bisa bertahan bersama orang terkenal seperti Jojo. Mampukah Jojo mempertahankan Jessy?

Daniella hates the holidays. To her, they’re anything but magical. Christmas? A snowy night stole her parents in a car crash. New Year’s Eve? That’s when she caught her fiance cheating. Even Halloween is cursed, her beloved cat died on that very night. Every holiday brings heartbreak, so Daniella does the only thing that keeps her sane: she escapes to her secluded beach house, far from festive cheer and painful memories. But this Christmas, peace isn’t on the agenda. A storm delivers an unexpected guest, a mysterious, storm-battered man lying unconscious on her beach. Naked, injured, and with no memory of who he is, the man she calls Alpha is both a puzzle and a challenge. As Daniella cares for him, she discovers that Alpha is not from her world. He’s brave, loyal... and hilariously clueless. Whether it’s figuring out a coffee machine or misunderstanding basic human customs, his antics turn her quiet life upside down, filling it with unexpected humor and warmth. Alpha isn’t the only one out of his depth. When Daniella is drawn into his world, where packs, titles, and deference to her new role as Luna await, she finds herself equally lost. Why does everyone bow when they see her? What’s with all the formalities? Together, Daniella and Alpha stumble through their new realities, bringing laughter and light into each other’s lives. As their bond deepens, Daniella begins to rediscover the magic she thought she’d lost of holidays, love, and belonging. But as Alpha’s memories return, so do the responsibilities of his true identity. With Valentine’s Day approaching, Daniella must decide: will she embrace the life and love Alpha offers, or will the pain of her past keep her from claiming her destiny?

**** When a rebellious and bias college student was kidnapped on Valentine's Day, she was left with no other option but to save herself and another woman trapped with her before getting port to Mexico

Bagi kebanyakan orang hari Valentine atau biasa kita sebut hari kasih sayang, merupakan hari yang sangat di nantikan. Entah itu pasangan suami - istri, sepasang kekasih, atau mungkin antara anak dengan orangtua. mereka saling berlomba - lomba untuk memberikan kasih sayang satu sama lain. saling memberikan kado, coklat atau bunga, bahkan ada yang hanya sekedar lewat ucapan saja. Tapi bagi wanita yang bernama Fildza, Valentine merupakan hari yang penuh dengan kenangan indah sekaligus kenangan pahit bagi nya. Setelah apa yang sudah di lakukan oleh pria bernama Tito itu padanya, membuat nya seolah enggan berhubungan lagi dengan pria. Awal mula nya Fildza dan Tito merupakan sahabat baik. entah mengapa kebersamaan diantara mereka bisa menimbulkan benih - benih cinta di antara kedua nya. Fildza merupakan sosok wanita karir yang sangat mencintai pekerjaannya. Karena kesibukan nya itu, membuat Fildza perlahan melupakan cinta pertama nya yang bernama Tito. Waktu kian berlalu begitu tak terasa. Tito yang merupakan cinta pertama Fildza, sekaligus orang yang sangat di benci oleh Fildza, muncul kembali di hadapan Fildza setelah menghilang tanpa kabar sedikitpun pada Fildza pada saat hari Valentine di umur nya yang ke 34 tahun. Kembali nya Tito membuat perasaan Fildza kembali goyah. Akan kah Tito bisa mendapat kan kembali hati Fildza? atau kah mereka hanya bisa memperbaiki persahabatan diantara mereka saja? dan akan kah presepsi Fildza tentang hari valentine akan berubah?

Guan Pi Pi is an amateur reporter. In spite of being pretty and kind, she often finds herself alone in the world. Because of that, Guan Pi Pi feels abandoned and hopeless. What she doesn’t realize is that she has been marked with an ancient curse that has been the cause of all of the misfortune in her life. Helan Jing is the Jade Master, a secretive cultural relic specialist whose face remains unseen to the public eye. Helan Jing is practically alien to people, but no one knows just how true that statement is--The Jade Master is actually a deity from another realm. When Helan Jing meets Guan Pi Pi, he becomes convinced that he can make her believe in love again. But for a man who lives his life in solitude, it might be tough to save a woman suffering from a supernatural, millennia-old curse. (Source: DramaFever) Note: It might sound generic but trust me this is an unusual, interesting story! Little bit of a slow start but stick with it and you'll find something amazing. I work alone so if you appreciate what I'm doing, please support me! Your comments etc are what motivate me to keep going.

Within this novel is my life written in letters and poems, written through the toughest, darkest times. Some holds the stories of past relationships, how I fucked up and caused the inevitable end of it. Some may hold happier memories, past or current events that made me happy. Others are disturbing and dark, whilst some lighthearted and heart warming. Here we go. These are the Letters of Myls Valentine (I have three pen names, Myls Valentine, Crey Valentine, and AerisNightShade. Just sharing :3 Hope y'all like it)