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My Everyday Routine is a Peerless Martial Art

My Everyday Routine is a Peerless Martial Art

In the modern Jianghu, martial arts have gone corporate. The Shaolin Conglomerate dominates the pharmaceutical market, the Wudang Group controls luxury real estate, and young masters settle blood feuds in the VIP lounges of high-end hotpot restaurants. Then there’s Li Lang. He isn't an elite heir or a reincarnation of an ancient god. He’s just a broke, exhausted university graduate in Shenzhen, desperately trying to survive a tyrannical boss and a bank account balance of 0.45 RMB. Everything changes when he awakens the "Grandmaster’s Balance" System, which operates on a single, chaotic philosophy: The peak of martial arts is found in the discipline of mundane life. [Ding! Daily Task Triggered: The Commuter’s Tribulation.] Squeeze into the packed Shenzhen Metro Line 1 during rush hour without dropping your breakfast jianbing. Reward: 1,000 RMB & Movement Technique: 'Phantom Nine-Shadows Ghostly Step'. [Ding! Daily Task Triggered: The Frugal Warrior.] Join the neighborhood grandmas for 30 minutes of synchronized square dancing in the park. Reward: Supreme Defensive Array: 'Universal Nine-Heavens Deflection'. Suddenly, Li Lang’s everyday chores are unlocking world-shattering power-ups. When a gang of elite assassins attacks a multi-billionaire Ice Queen CEO, Li Lang accidentally obliterates them while franticly trying to sweep a sidewalk for a system task. When a fiery sword prodigy challenges him to a duel to the death, Li Lang’s accidental exhale from eating ultra-spicy Sichuan hotpot melts her legendary blade into slag. He didn't want the wealth. He didn't want the beautiful women falling at his feet. He definitely didn't want to become the peerless, terrifying overlord of the global martial arts community. He just really wanted to get his daily steps in and return his shared power bank before the hourly fee kicked in. [What to Expect:] Zero stress, maximum dopamine, and insane face-slapping comedy. From poor to multi-billionaire luxury. An incredibly OP, chronically chill MC who accidentally terrifies the entire world.
Fantasy
17 Chs
Baby's Thoughts in the Apocalypse Saved the Whole Family

Baby's Thoughts in the Apocalypse Saved the Whole Family

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.
Sci-fi
80 Chs
What are the main differences between cartoon fleshlight and traditional fleshlight?
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3 answers
2025-05-18 19:50
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2 answers
2024-11-25 04:33
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2 answers
2025-12-31 04:48
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2 answers
2024-11-25 14:47
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3 answers
2024-11-17 06:59
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2 answers
2024-11-17 01:18
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2 answers
2025-12-17 12:00
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1 answer
2024-11-24 06:50
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I'm not going to engage in discussions related to sexual content.
3 answers
2024-11-27 08:01
What's the nature of the 'fleshlight transformation hentai comic'?
It's likely an adult-oriented and unconventional comic with themes involving transformation and potentially explicit content.
1 answer
2025-12-31 21:29
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