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My Everyday Routine is a Peerless Martial Art

My Everyday Routine is a Peerless Martial Art

In the modern Jianghu, martial arts have gone corporate. The Shaolin Conglomerate dominates the pharmaceutical market, the Wudang Group controls luxury real estate, and young masters settle blood feuds in the VIP lounges of high-end hotpot restaurants. Then there’s Li Lang. He isn't an elite heir or a reincarnation of an ancient god. He’s just a broke, exhausted university graduate in Shenzhen, desperately trying to survive a tyrannical boss and a bank account balance of 0.45 RMB. Everything changes when he awakens the "Grandmaster’s Balance" System, which operates on a single, chaotic philosophy: The peak of martial arts is found in the discipline of mundane life. [Ding! Daily Task Triggered: The Commuter’s Tribulation.] Squeeze into the packed Shenzhen Metro Line 1 during rush hour without dropping your breakfast jianbing. Reward: 1,000 RMB & Movement Technique: 'Phantom Nine-Shadows Ghostly Step'. [Ding! Daily Task Triggered: The Frugal Warrior.] Join the neighborhood grandmas for 30 minutes of synchronized square dancing in the park. Reward: Supreme Defensive Array: 'Universal Nine-Heavens Deflection'. Suddenly, Li Lang’s everyday chores are unlocking world-shattering power-ups. When a gang of elite assassins attacks a multi-billionaire Ice Queen CEO, Li Lang accidentally obliterates them while franticly trying to sweep a sidewalk for a system task. When a fiery sword prodigy challenges him to a duel to the death, Li Lang’s accidental exhale from eating ultra-spicy Sichuan hotpot melts her legendary blade into slag. He didn't want the wealth. He didn't want the beautiful women falling at his feet. He definitely didn't want to become the peerless, terrifying overlord of the global martial arts community. He just really wanted to get his daily steps in and return his shared power bank before the hourly fee kicked in. [What to Expect:] Zero stress, maximum dopamine, and insane face-slapping comedy. From poor to multi-billionaire luxury. An incredibly OP, chronically chill MC who accidentally terrifies the entire world.
Fantasy
17 Chs
System Says Die, I Say No

System Says Die, I Say No

To be resurrected, Lin Zhi binds herself to a system and transmigrates into different book worlds, becoming cannon fodder destined for tragic endings. But Lin Zhi refuses to follow the script. In every world, she fights to rewrite her fate. (1) The Scheming Gold-Digging Stand-In Used by the male lead as a tool to win over the female lead, Lin Zhi refuses to be discarded. Since he wants to use her? Then she’ll make a countermove—get pregnant first, flip the board, and end up with the real overbearing CEO. (2) The First Wife Fated to Die Early in a “Cousin” Story The reborn female lead knows her older male cousin will hold immense power in the future—and that he has always loved her. This time, she vows not to let him go. Only… “Sister-in-law, why aren’t you dead yet?” Lin Zhi smiles. “Still alive. What, are you mad?” (3) The Cannon Fodder Fiancée in a Teacher-Student Romance The aloof Master falls for his young disciple, while Lin Zhi—the fiancée—becomes the villain in their love story. Lin Zhi: “Respect. Blessings. Please stay locked together forever.” Then she decisively breaks off the engagement and devotes herself to cultivation… alongside her adorable little nephew. Who needs romance when ascending is better? (4) The Substitute Bride in a Period Drama In her previous life, she stole the marriage meant for her sister out of gratitude for a life-saving favor, marrying the factory director’s son. Who would have thought he had a “white moonlight” in his heart, leading to her tragic death? Meanwhile, the “mud-legged” man she rejected rose in status, and her sister became an official’s wife. After rebirth, her sister eagerly snatches back the original marriage arrangement, convinced Lin Zhi is doomed. She waits to watch Lin Zhi suffer. Instead— Lin Zhi’s life only gets better and better.
Sci-fi
86 Chs
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3 answers
2025-05-18 19:50
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2 answers
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3 answers
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2 answers
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2 answers
2025-12-17 12:00
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1 answer
2024-11-24 06:50
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3 answers
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1 answer
2025-12-31 21:29
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