contemporary romance humor

Jacob Ye is an intern doctor. Coincidentally, he got the Smriti knowledge of Taoist magic arts and the art of traditional Chinese medicine from an ancient book scroll. Since then, he uses acupuncture skills to heal people, as well as his Taoist magic skills to deal with the ghosts, which both make him achieve his integrity as a doctor and the mastery of Taoists. With these excellent skills, his master told him to use them to better the world and save people. While spreading and promoting these extraordinary Chinese traditional cultures, he does have some more great ambitions!

Jenna Murphy casou-se com Hansen Richards, que ela amava desde a infância, mas aquele que mais a odiava. Ela acreditava que ele finalmente a amaria de volta. Mas antes que seu sonho se tornasse realidade, seu pai morreu num acidente de carro e sua mãe ficou na UTI. Seu tio sem vergonha até aproveitou para roubar todas as propriedades dela. Para obter despesa de cirurgia para sua mãe, Jenna só podia concordar em se divorciar de Hansen. Depois de deixar o escritório de Hansen com o papel do divórcio e cheque, Jenna perdeu esperança de vida. No entanto, Jenna descobriu que o acidente, que arruinou sua família, parecia ter algo com Hansen...

He was the cold and aloof King Mu of Hades who, as a rule, regarded women no more highly than dirt, yet he doted on her to the bone. At first, he was domineering and arrogant—“Even you belong to me!” Afterward, he gradually succumbed— “What’s mine is yours!” In the end, he obediently surrendered— “Ning Xiaofei, I am yours too!” [Ning Xiaofei, his little wife, whom he only wished to keep in the palm of his hand and pamper earnestly!]

# ACONCHEGANTE # ONIPOTENTE # PRIMEIROASSISTENTE Em sua vida passada, Mo Ruyue era uma assassina de primeira. Ela era indiferente como um abismo e tinha matado mais pessoas do que tinha dedos para contar. Em sua nova vida, tornou-se a madrasta malvada de cinco pestinhas num vale montanhoso remoto, e eles tinham terror dela. Nesta vida, decidiu mudar sua maneira de viver. Só tinha quatro paredes nuas para uma casa? Seus filhos passavam fome ao ponto de ficarem só pele e osso? Sem problema. Ela podia matar javalis com as próprias mãos, então comida não era questão. Também era proficiente em tabuadas, e seus filhos instantaneamente se tornaram seus grandes fãs. Havia sido uma jornada difícil mudar de uma madrasta cruel para uma calorosa. Então, seu suposto marido morto de repente retornou, agora o primeiro ministro da dinastia. "Vamos nos divorciar. Me dê as crianças, e eu devolverei o dinheiro para você." "Não me falta nada, só você e as crianças."

In the salon, it was only the women who could tease the men; men were not to lay hands on the women. "Sis Li, this is our breast enhancement SPA service," he said. "By massaging the acupoints on the chest, the cell will grow, making your breasts even more proud and perky." "Mmm~ah~" "Sis Li, the breast enhancement SPA is finished; now it's time for your buttocks." young woman's low moans suddenly escalated, as if hitting a crescendo, her body tensed sharply! Her eyes widened, a brief stupefaction induced by extreme excitement! "Damn, she's done,"

No salão, eram apenas as mulheres que podiam provocar os homens; os homens não deviam tocar nas mulheres. "Irmã Li, este é o nosso serviço de SPA para aumento dos seios", ele disse. "Ao massagear os pontos de acupuntura no peito, as células crescerão, tornando seus seios ainda mais orgulhosos e firmes." "Mmm~ah~" "Irmã Li, o SPA de aumento dos seios está terminado; agora é hora das suas nádegas." Os gemidos baixos da jovem mulher de repente se intensificaram, como se atingissem um crescendo, seu corpo ficou tenso abruptamente! Seus olhos se arregalaram, um breve estupor induzido pela excitação extrema! "Droga, ela terminou,"

En el salón, solo las mujeres podían provocar a los hombres; los hombres no debían poner las manos sobre las mujeres. "Hermana Li, este es nuestro servicio SPA de aumento de senos", dijo. "Al masajear los puntos de acupuntura en el pecho, las células crecerán, haciendo que tus senos sean aún más orgullosos y firmes". "Mmm~ah~" "Hermana Li, el SPA de aumento de senos ha terminado; ahora es el turno de tus glúteos". Los gemidos bajos de la joven mujer de repente se intensificaron, ¡como si alcanzaran un crescendo, su cuerpo se tensó bruscamente! ¡Sus ojos se abrieron de par en par, un breve aturdimiento inducido por la extrema excitación! "Maldición, ella ha terminado"

Living life in this new world was already hard enough.... So why? Why is the villainess of this world obsessed with me?

He left his home, unwillingly, to a realm of cultivation, Xianshu, mythical manuals and Dao. And now he’s here due to a failed attempt at going home, a place bears a lot of resemblance but not the same. “At least it’s close enough here. I’ll get there on my next jump.” Jianmen Yu said to himself, “But while I’m prepping, let me do my old job here for a bit.” And there we have it, “Xianshi Inn”, run by a cultivator, who’s not of this world. Don’t mess with it or its employees, the owner will kick your ass, no matter who you are, no matter WHAT you are. Patreon available: egaochan (avatar is a crab), feel free to tip me if you like my stories! The full book of this novel is now available on Amazon, if you would like to support me and my work, head to Amazon and search "Xianshi Inn"!

Did I reincarnate? Or was I transported to an Isekai cultivation world? To be honest, I have no clue! What matters is that I turned from being useless, bullied, and trash, to fully-fledged garbage in my new cultivation world! But what is this strange bleep that keeps ringing in my ears? Is this some kind of system? Oh God! Did you gift me such a cliché, right at the start of my journey? Wait, why are you trying to kill me? Did I do something to you? Stand back or I will be forced to use unstoppable Exhudia! Tell me, what did she do for you to treat your significant other in this way? Let me show you how girlfriends should be taken care of! Wait, everyone was always telling me that demons are bad, so why is this demonic queen trying to seduce me? Wait! KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS SWORD! I just came back from a mission and was promised at least a half a year of break. Why are you bothering me again with something as silly as subjugating a devil general? ********************** Discord link: https://discord.gg/pJTVGZZ ********************* DISCLAIMER: I do not own the cover. It was made with the help of fellow author(ess?) with the usage of possibly copyrighted images. If you own the rights to any part of the cover and want me to take it down, please, inform me on my discord or comment.