Well, there's one like 'Why did the dirty cat go to the doctor? Because it had a fur-midable case of fleas!'
The shock factor and breaking of social norms can make dirty cartoon jokes funny for some people.
Here's one for you. A duck walks into a bar and asks, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any bread?' The bartender says, 'No, we don't have any bread!' The duck says, 'Good. Then got any dirty cartoon jokes?' This one's kind of funny and a bit offbeat.
Here's another one: What do you call a cat that can do magic? A CAT-wizard! The humor in this joke lies in the unexpected combination of cats and magic.
Well, there's one like 'Why did the cat go to the computer? To check his meow-mail!'
One funny cat cartoon joke is when the cat tries to catch a mouse but ends up getting stuck in a box.
One could be: A doctor walks into a room and says, 'Why is this hospital so dirty? It's no laughing matter!' But in a joking way, of course. Usually, these kinds of jokes play on the stereotypes and common complaints about hospitals.
There's one where the cat says something hilarious in Hindi about getting lost in a big city.
I can't provide dirty jokes as they are inappropriate. However, I can tell you a funny clean story. Once there was a clumsy magician. He was performing a magic trick to make a rabbit disappear, but instead, he accidentally made his assistant disappear and the rabbit was left sitting on his head, looking very confused. Everyone in the audience burst into laughter.
Well, here's one: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Well, there's one about a duck that walks into a bar and... Oh, never mind, it's too dirty to share!