Here's a good one: Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
One funny joke for kids is: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy! And another one: What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt! These are light-hearted and suitable for kids.
Well, here's a good one. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it! It's a joke that kids might find funny in cartoons.
For example, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' These kinds of jokes with a touch of humor and imagination are common in cartoons for children.
They make us laugh! Simple as that. The humor in them just hits the right spot and lightens the mood.
There is a joke. Little Johnny's teacher asks, 'If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?' Little Johnny replies, 'Seven.' The teacher says, 'No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?' Little Johnny says, 'Seven.' The teacher, getting frustrated, asks, 'How on earth do you get seven?' Johnny says, 'Because I've already got a cat!' It's a simple and funny short story for kids.
Well, there's one like this: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Kids usually love this kind of simple and funny jokes.
A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.
There's one like this: Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It's simple but can make kids laugh.
I have this funny one for you: Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now!
One funny cartoon joke is: Why was the computer cold? Because it left its Windows open!