Can you share some funny throw up stories?
There was this time when my little cousin thought he could eat a whole large pizza by himself. He was so excited about it. But after about half of it, he started to look a bit green. Then suddenly, he puked right onto the floor. What made it funny was that his dog came running over and started sniffing at it, like it was some kind of strange new thing.
Well, once my friend ate too many cotton candies at a fair. Then he decided to go on a spinning ride. As soon as the ride started, he felt really sick. And before the ride even ended, he threw up all over the place. It was a mess of pink and blue from the cotton candy, and everyone around was both shocked and trying hard not to laugh.
Can you share some school throw up stories?
Once in my school, during a science experiment, a classmate accidentally smelled a really strong chemical mixture and threw up right there in the lab. It was a mess. The teacher quickly rushed to help and clean up, while the rest of us were in shock for a moment.
What are some really funny throw up stories that happened in public places?
At a concert, this one girl was jumping around and having a great time. She had eaten a huge hot dog right before. All of a sudden, she stopped jumping and puked all over the people in front of her. It was gross but also kind of hilarious because everyone was so shocked.
Funny Story of Dad and Baby Throw Up Story
There was this time when my dad had the baby in his arms during a family gathering. The baby must have eaten too much because he threw up all over dad's shoulder. Dad didn't miss a beat. He turned to us and said, 'Well, looks like the baby doesn't like my cologne.' He then calmly took the baby to get cleaned up, all while making everyone around laugh with his easy - going attitude.
Another Funny Dad and Baby Throw Up Incident
My dad was trying to feed the baby. But the baby clearly wasn't having it and threw up right into the bowl of food. Dad looked at the mess and chuckled, saying 'I guess that's one way to say no more food'. He then wiped the baby's face and started over with a new bowl of food, much more carefully this time.
Can you share some funny wake up stories?
Sure. One time, my friend had set his alarm to a really loud rooster crowing sound. But when it went off, he was in such a deep sleep that he started making rooster noises himself while still half - asleep. It was hilarious.
Can you share some funny hooking up stories?
Well, I heard a story where a couple was trying to hook up at a concert. They found a corner, but right when they were about to get closer, the band started playing an extremely loud and fast song. They ended up just jumping around and laughing instead of their planned hooking up.
Can you share some funny pick up stories?
Sure. There was a guy who saw a girl reading a book in a park. He walked up and said, 'That book looks really interesting. I've been meaning to read it. But I think you're a more fascinating read.' The girl laughed and they started chatting.
Can you share some messed up funny stories?
Sure. There was a time when my friend thought he could do a cool skateboard trick. He climbed up on a railing, ready to jump onto his skateboard. But as he jumped, his pants got caught on a bolt, and he ended up hanging there, his skateboard rolling away. Everyone was laughing so hard.
Can you share some funny break up stories?
I heard about a couple who broke up because of a dream. The girl had a dream that her boyfriend turned into a giant hamster. When she told him about it in the morning, he thought she was making fun of him. They started arguing and ended up breaking up. It's crazy how something so silly can lead to a break up.
Can you share some funny stand up stories?
Sure. There was a comedian who told a story about trying to cook for the first time. He followed an online recipe for a simple pasta dish. But he misread the amount of salt and added like half a cup instead of a teaspoon. When he tasted it, he said his face scrunched up like a dried prune. It was hilarious just imagining his expression.