What are the best funny small stories you know?
There was a parrot in a pet store. A customer asked the owner, 'Does this parrot talk?' The owner said, 'Yes, he does.' But when the customer tried to talk to the parrot, it just stared at him. Then the owner said, 'Oh, I forgot to mention, he's a little shy around strangers.' It was really funny how the parrot played along.
A teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student replied, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' It's a simple yet really funny story.
What are the best funny funny stories you know?
I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.
What are the best small cute love stories you know?
One cute story is about a librarian and a regular visitor. The visitor always asked for help finding books, and over time, they got to know each other's tastes. One day, the librarian found a rare book that the visitor had been longing for and gave it to him as a gift. They realized they had fallen in love during their book - hunting conversations.
Best Funny Stories: Share some of the best funny stories you know.
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring Bear.'
What are the best dramatic funny stories you know?
A story I heard was about a magician. He was performing a big trick where he was supposed to disappear. But as he stepped into the box, his assistant accidentally closed the door too early and locked him in. He started banging on the box and shouting while the audience just laughed.
What are the best English funny stories you know?
A great English funny story is about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'You can't have that. It goes against our policy.' The man replied, 'Fine, I'll just use the Internet.' The librarian quickly said, 'Wait, I'll find you that book.' This shows the librarian's sudden change of mind in a humorous way.
What are the best toddler funny stories you know?
One funny story is about a toddler who found his mom's makeup. He painted his face like a little clown, with bright red lipstick all over his cheeks and eyeshadow on his forehead. His mom was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh.
What are the best funny Christmas stories you know?
A family once tried to make a gingerbread house. But their dog thought it was a real house and kept trying to get in. He ended up knocking it over and then ate most of the gingerbread pieces. It was chaos but also really funny.
What are the best funny logical stories you know?
There's a story of a farmer who lost his tractor in the field. He called the police to report it. The police officer asked, 'Is your tractor red?' The farmer said yes. The officer said, 'We found it already.' The farmer was amazed and asked how they knew so fast. The officer replied, 'Because we have a red tractor that we picked up on the highway and we thought it might be yours since most tractors are red.'
What are the best funny 15 second stories you know?
There's this story of a woman who put on a pair of sunglasses that had a fake nose and mustache attached. She walked around the park like that, not realizing it at first. People were staring and laughing. When she finally noticed, she was so embarrassed but it made for a very funny 15 - second moment.
What are the best intellectual funny stories you know?
A chemist once mixed up two chemicals in the lab and there was a small explosion. His hair stood on end. Instead of being worried, he said, 'Well, at least now I have a new hairstyle for free. And I've also discovered a new, albeit accidental, chemical reaction. I should write this down before I forget how I did it.' His colleagues couldn't stop laughing at his nonchalant attitude.