What are the best dramatic funny stories you know?
At a circus, a clown was trying to do a high - wire act. He put on this really dramatic face like he was a fearless acrobat. But when he actually started walking on the wire, he slipped and grabbed onto the wire for dear life. His pants fell down in the process, and the crowd roared with laughter. It was a very comical and unexpected turn of events during what was supposed to be a dramatic act.
A story I heard was about a magician. He was performing a big trick where he was supposed to disappear. But as he stepped into the box, his assistant accidentally closed the door too early and locked him in. He started banging on the box and shouting while the audience just laughed.
What are the best funny funny stories you know?
I heard about a teacher who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion in class. The whole class burst into laughter. It was quite an embarrassing but funny situation for the teacher. The teacher just laughed it off in the end.
Best Funny Stories: Share some of the best funny stories you know.
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd. While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, 'I was being the Ring Bear.'
What are the best English funny stories you know?
A great English funny story is about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, 'You can't have that. It goes against our policy.' The man replied, 'Fine, I'll just use the Internet.' The librarian quickly said, 'Wait, I'll find you that book.' This shows the librarian's sudden change of mind in a humorous way.
What are the best toddler funny stories you know?
One funny story is about a toddler who found his mom's makeup. He painted his face like a little clown, with bright red lipstick all over his cheeks and eyeshadow on his forehead. His mom was shocked at first but then couldn't help but laugh.
What are the best funny Christmas stories you know?
A family once tried to make a gingerbread house. But their dog thought it was a real house and kept trying to get in. He ended up knocking it over and then ate most of the gingerbread pieces. It was chaos but also really funny.
What are the best funny logical stories you know?
There's a story of a farmer who lost his tractor in the field. He called the police to report it. The police officer asked, 'Is your tractor red?' The farmer said yes. The officer said, 'We found it already.' The farmer was amazed and asked how they knew so fast. The officer replied, 'Because we have a red tractor that we picked up on the highway and we thought it might be yours since most tractors are red.'
What are the best funny 15 second stories you know?
There's this story of a woman who put on a pair of sunglasses that had a fake nose and mustache attached. She walked around the park like that, not realizing it at first. People were staring and laughing. When she finally noticed, she was so embarrassed but it made for a very funny 15 - second moment.
What are the best intellectual funny stories you know?
A chemist once mixed up two chemicals in the lab and there was a small explosion. His hair stood on end. Instead of being worried, he said, 'Well, at least now I have a new hairstyle for free. And I've also discovered a new, albeit accidental, chemical reaction. I should write this down before I forget how I did it.' His colleagues couldn't stop laughing at his nonchalant attitude.
What are the best children funny stories you know?
One funny story is about a kid who put on his dad's big shoes and walked around the house like a clown, tripping over his own feet. It was hilarious.
What are the best tiny funny stories you know?
One tiny funny story is about a parrot. It learned to say 'I'm a pirate' and would perch on people's shoulders and shout it. Everyone who saw it couldn't help but laugh. It was so unexpected.