What are some of the most hilarious New Years resolution stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy who resolved to stop eating junk food. On New Year's Day, he found a bag of chips in his pantry that he had forgotten about. He stared at it for a long time, trying to resist, but finally gave in. He later joked that his resolution lasted about five minutes. It was really funny.
One funny story is about a group of friends who all made the resolution to do yoga together once a week. They showed up at the yoga studio for the first time, all excited. But they were so uncoordinated and out of shape that they ended up falling over each other during the simplest poses. The instructor was trying hard not to laugh. Another one is a person who resolved to read more books. He bought a whole stack of books but then spent all his free time watching TV instead. When he finally remembered his resolution, he felt so silly.
What are the most inspiring new year resolution stories you've heard?
A man decided to start his own business as his new year resolution. He had very little capital at first. But he worked hard, networking, finding investors, and coming up with great ideas. After a year of struggle, his business started to take off. His story encourages people to pursue their dreams no matter how difficult it may seem.
What are some of the most hilarious teacher stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.
What are some of the most hilarious restroom stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.
What are some of the most hilarious McDonalds stories you've heard?
There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.
What are some of the most hilarious life stories you've heard?
I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.
What are some of the most hilarious priest stories you've heard?
I heard about a priest who got his cassock stuck in a door on his way to the pulpit. He had to wiggle and tug to get free while the whole congregation watched and giggled. He then just laughed it off and started his sermon with a self - deprecating joke about it.
What are some of the most hilarious tattooing stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a man who wanted a dolphin tattoo on his back. The tattoo artist accidentally made it look like a fish with a really long nose. It was so far from a dolphin. He was really disappointed at first, but then he started to see the humor in it. Now he tells everyone it's his unique 'dolphish' tattoo.
What are some of the most hilarious Karen stories you've heard?
I heard about a Karen who was on an airplane. She didn't like the seat she was assigned and demanded that a flight attendant move her to first class. When they said they couldn't, she started crying and saying she had a medical condition that required more legroom. But she was just being difficult.
What are some of the most hilarious mom stories you've heard?
There was this mom who thought she was signing up for a dance class but accidentally signed up for a Zumba class for seniors. She showed up all excited in her regular dance gear. When she realized her mistake, she decided to stay anyway. She had a blast and told everyone about how she was the youngest one there by far. Her stories about trying to keep up with the slower - paced moves of the seniors were really hilarious.
What are some of the most hilarious Thanksgiving stories you've heard?
There was a Thanksgiving where the power went out right in the middle of cooking. So, the family had to use a barbecue grill outside to finish cooking the turkey. They ended up with a very smoky and charred turkey. But instead of being disappointed, they all sat around the table, ate the smoky turkey, and told jokes all night. It was a really fun and unexpected Thanksgiving.