Can you share a yeat funny story you know?
Well, there was a yeat that thought it was a great artist. It would paint with berries on the rocks. One day, it painted what it thought was a beautiful portrait of itself. But it looked more like a big purple blob. When it showed it to the other yeats, they all burst out laughing, and the poor yeat couldn't understand why they didn't see the 'beauty' in its work.
Tell me a yeat funny story.
A yeat decided to go on an adventure. It climbed up a big tree. But when it got to the top, it realized it was afraid of heights. It started screaming in its yeat - language which no one could understand. Then it tried to slide down the trunk but ended up getting stuck in a small hole halfway down. It was quite a hilarious situation for those who witnessed it.
Share a funny story you know.
My neighbor once tried to teach his parrot to say 'Hello'. But instead, the parrot learned to say 'Goodbye' and would say it every time someone entered the room. One day, his boss came over for an important meeting. As soon as the boss walked in, the parrot shouted 'Goodbye' very loudly. His boss looked really confused and my neighbor was so embarrassed.
Can you share a funny Christmas story you know?
Sure. There was a reindeer named Rudolph who had a cousin named Glitter. Glitter thought he was the most beautiful reindeer and always preened himself. One Christmas eve, he got so carried away with his beauty routine that he forgot to help the other reindeer get the sleigh ready. When Santa was about to leave, Glitter rushed over, his antlers all shiny with glitter. But as he ran, he slipped on a patch of ice and landed right in a snowbank. The other reindeer had to pull him out and Santa said, 'Glitter, vanity has no place on Christmas eve!'
Can you share the 'first funny story' you know?
Sure. There was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. But he thought it was a challenge. So he threw a peanut at a gorilla. The gorilla caught it, peeled it, and threw it back at him. It was really funny.
Can you share a really funny excuse story you know?
Well, there was a person who was late for a dinner party. He said, 'I was following the GPS directions, but it led me to a farm instead of your house. There were cows everywhere and I had to find my way back to the main road. It was so confusing and took me ages to get here.' He was sweating a bit as if he had really been through an ordeal.
Can you share a funny Santa Claus story you know?
Sure. There was a time when Santa was checking his list twice. He got so confused that he mixed up the naughty and nice lists. So, some naughty kids got really nice presents and some nice kids got coal by mistake. When Santa realized his error, he quickly went back to those houses and swapped the presents, but not before having a good laugh at his own silliness.
Can you share a particular funny cat story you know?
Sure. There was a cat that liked to sleep on the warm stove. One day, the stove was on low heat for cooking. The cat jumped up and lay down as usual. But after a while, it started feeling too warm and jumped off in a hurry, running around the kitchen with its fur all puffed up. It was like a little furry ball of chaos.
Can you share a really funny crime story you know?
Sure. There was this pickpocket who thought he was really good at his job. One day, he targeted a man on the bus. He managed to slip his hand into the man's pocket but what he didn't know was that the man was a magician. The magician had a fake wallet in his pocket with a spring - loaded hand inside. When the pickpocket grabbed the wallet, the fake hand grabbed his hand back. The pickpocket was so shocked that he screamed and everyone on the bus saw what he was trying to do.
Share a random funny story you know.
In an office, there was a really clumsy guy. One day, he was trying to make a cup of coffee. He poured the coffee into his cup but then instead of adding sugar, he added salt. When he took a sip, he spat it out all over his papers. Then, as he was cleaning up the mess, he bumped into the chair and fell over. His colleagues were laughing so hard that they had to hold their stomachs.
Share a Shanghaiist funny story you know.
A story from Shanghai is about a magician performing on the street. He was doing some card tricks, and he asked a young boy to pick a card. The boy, instead of picking a card from the deck, took out his own Pokémon card from his pocket. The magician was so surprised that he burst out laughing, and so did the crowd around them. This unexpected turn made it a really funny moment in Shanghai street life.