Can you share a really funny crime story you know?
There was a woman who was caught stealing a can of tuna from a grocery store. When the store clerk confronted her, she said she was just borrowing it because her cat was really hungry and she had no money. The clerk was about to let her go when he noticed she didn't have a cat with her. She then said her cat was at home waiting. But it turned out she just really liked tuna and didn't want to pay for it. The whole situation was quite comical as she tried to come up with all these excuses.
Sure. There was this pickpocket who thought he was really good at his job. One day, he targeted a man on the bus. He managed to slip his hand into the man's pocket but what he didn't know was that the man was a magician. The magician had a fake wallet in his pocket with a spring - loaded hand inside. When the pickpocket grabbed the wallet, the fake hand grabbed his hand back. The pickpocket was so shocked that he screamed and everyone on the bus saw what he was trying to do.
A guy tried to steal a bike that was chained to a pole. He brought a big pair of bolt cutters. But he was so clumsy that he accidentally cut his own pants instead of the bike chain. And while he was trying to figure out what to do, the owner of the bike showed up. The thief tried to act like he was just helping the owner by checking if the chain was secure. But his cut - up pants gave him away and the owner couldn't help but laugh as he called the police.
Can you share a really funny excuse story you know?
Well, there was a person who was late for a dinner party. He said, 'I was following the GPS directions, but it led me to a farm instead of your house. There were cows everywhere and I had to find my way back to the main road. It was so confusing and took me ages to get here.' He was sweating a bit as if he had really been through an ordeal.
Tell me a really funny cyber crime story you know.
There was a cyber - crime attempt on a popular social media platform. The hacker wanted to spread some malicious software. He created a really elaborate phishing scheme. However, he accidentally sent the phishing link to a group of cyber - security experts who were having a conference at that time. Instead of falling for it, they decided to play along. They sent the hacker fake data that made him think he had a huge success. Then they traced him and reported him to the police. It was a funny cat - and - mouse game where the mouse thought he was winning but was actually being led on a wild goose chase.
Can you share a really funny story?
Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'
Can you share a really funny story?
Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.
Can you share a funny cyber crime story?
There was a case where a cyber criminal was trying to steal credit card information from an online store. He sent out phishing emails but made a really basic spelling mistake in the email. Instead of looking like a professional con, it looked like a child's prank. People who received the email just laughed and reported it to the authorities.
Can you share a real funny crime story?
Sure. There was a guy who tried to steal a bike. He managed to cut the lock, but when he got on the bike, he realized it had a flat tire. Instead of just running away, he started walking the bike down the street. A police officer on patrol saw him, not realizing at first he was a thief. When the officer asked what he was doing, the thief panicked and tried to run, still holding the broken - locked bike. He tripped over his own feet and landed right in a puddle. The officer quickly caught him and he was arrested for bike theft.
Can you share another funny crime story?
Sure. There was a man who tried to rob a bank. He wrote a note demanding money on a piece of paper from his pocket. But when he handed the note to the teller, he realized it was his grocery list. Embarrassed, he quickly ran out of the bank, and the teller just shook her head in amusement.
Can you share a real funny crime story?
Sure. There was a case where a thief tried to steal a painting from a museum. He managed to get past the security guards, but when he got to the painting, it was too big for him to carry through the small window he had planned to escape from. He ended up getting caught while struggling to fit the painting through the window.
Can you share a really funny kitten story?
There was a kitten that discovered a box. It climbed into the box and started making it its little kingdom. But then a dog walked by. The kitten, feeling very brave, hissed at the dog from inside the box. The dog just looked at it in confusion. The kitten continued to hiss and growl, but the dog simply walked away. The kitten then peeked out of the box, looking very proud of itself as if it had just chased away a huge monster. This made the onlookers laugh a great deal.
Can you share a really funny decisions story?
Sure. A guy I know decided to wear his swim trunks to a formal dinner because he thought it was a beach - themed party. When he showed up, everyone was in suits and gowns. He looked so out of place but his confidence made it hilarious.