Share a funny story you know.
A group of friends went camping. One of them, Jack, was very scared of bugs. At night, when they were all sitting around the campfire, Jack felt something on his leg. He screamed and jumped up, thinking it was a huge bug. But it was just a leaf that had fallen. His friends laughed so hard that they almost fell off their chairs.
There was a man who bought a self - cleaning mop. He was so excited to use it. He followed all the instructions but when he started mopping, the mop seemed to have a mind of its own. It kept running away from him and hitting the furniture. He chased it around the house for half an hour until he finally caught it. It was quite a sight.
My neighbor once tried to teach his parrot to say 'Hello'. But instead, the parrot learned to say 'Goodbye' and would say it every time someone entered the room. One day, his boss came over for an important meeting. As soon as the boss walked in, the parrot shouted 'Goodbye' very loudly. His boss looked really confused and my neighbor was so embarrassed.
Share a random funny story you know.
In an office, there was a really clumsy guy. One day, he was trying to make a cup of coffee. He poured the coffee into his cup but then instead of adding sugar, he added salt. When he took a sip, he spat it out all over his papers. Then, as he was cleaning up the mess, he bumped into the chair and fell over. His colleagues were laughing so hard that they had to hold their stomachs.
Share a Shanghaiist funny story you know.
A story from Shanghai is about a magician performing on the street. He was doing some card tricks, and he asked a young boy to pick a card. The boy, instead of picking a card from the deck, took out his own Pokémon card from his pocket. The magician was so surprised that he burst out laughing, and so did the crowd around them. This unexpected turn made it a really funny moment in Shanghai street life.
Share a Jose Mourinho funny story you know.
A funny Mourinho story is when he was trying to motivate his team before a big match. He told them a really out - of - the - blue joke about a football - playing elephant. The players were all confused at first but then burst out laughing. It was his unique way of getting them to relax and not be too tense before the game.
Share a funny road rage story you know.
A friend of mine was driving and another driver cut him off. Instead of getting angry, my friend started singing really loudly, 'You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!' at the other car. The other driver looked so confused and then just sped away. It was quite the comical sight.
Share a clean, funny patriotic story you know.
A group of school children were preparing for a patriotic parade. One boy, who was very clumsy, was chosen to carry the school's flag. As they started marching, he tripped over his own feet. But instead of dropping the flag, he held it up high in the air and ended up doing a somersault while still clutching the flagpole. Everyone laughed, and the boy was a bit embarrassed but also proud that he didn't let the flag touch the ground. It was a funny incident that also showed the kids' respect and love for their country.
Share a Prince George funny story you know.
Once, Prince George was given a little toy crown to wear at a family gathering. He put it on his head all crooked and then started strutting around like he was the king of the world. His toddling walk combined with the lopsided crown was an absolutely hilarious sight.
Can you share a funny Christmas story you know?
Sure. There was a reindeer named Rudolph who had a cousin named Glitter. Glitter thought he was the most beautiful reindeer and always preened himself. One Christmas eve, he got so carried away with his beauty routine that he forgot to help the other reindeer get the sleigh ready. When Santa was about to leave, Glitter rushed over, his antlers all shiny with glitter. But as he ran, he slipped on a patch of ice and landed right in a snowbank. The other reindeer had to pull him out and Santa said, 'Glitter, vanity has no place on Christmas eve!'
Can you share the 'first funny story' you know?
Sure. There was a man who went to the zoo. He saw a sign that said 'Do not feed the animals'. But he thought it was a challenge. So he threw a peanut at a gorilla. The gorilla caught it, peeled it, and threw it back at him. It was really funny.
Can you share a yeat funny story you know?
Well, there was a yeat that thought it was a great artist. It would paint with berries on the rocks. One day, it painted what it thought was a beautiful portrait of itself. But it looked more like a big purple blob. When it showed it to the other yeats, they all burst out laughing, and the poor yeat couldn't understand why they didn't see the 'beauty' in its work.
Can you share a really funny excuse story you know?
Well, there was a person who was late for a dinner party. He said, 'I was following the GPS directions, but it led me to a farm instead of your house. There were cows everywhere and I had to find my way back to the main road. It was so confusing and took me ages to get here.' He was sweating a bit as if he had really been through an ordeal.