There was a time when a baseball player mistook the coach's signal and instead of bunting, he took a huge swing and ended up spinning around in a circle. Another instance involved a player who thought he had caught a fly ball, but when he opened his glove, there was no ball. It had actually bounced off his head and into the hands of another player behind him.
One of the funniest stories is about a player who was running the bases and somehow got his uniform pants caught on a fence post. He was left there, half - on and half - off the post, while the other team just ran around him to score. Also, a pitcher once threw a ball that was so slow that the batter started to walk to first base before the ball even reached the plate. But then the catcher managed to pick it up and tag the batter out.
There was an umpire who during a game, his false teeth fell out when he was shouting a call. He had to quickly pick them up while trying to maintain his composure. Another umpire was so into a close play that he accidentally bumped into the third baseman and they both tumbled to the ground. But the umpire still managed to make the call from the ground. One more story is about an umpire who got a big smear of ketchup on his shirt from a fan's hot dog during a game. He didn't notice until half the inning was over and everyone was just giggling at him.
There's a really funny story about a baseball team that had a prank war going on. One player put salt in another player's Gatorade bottle. When the unsuspecting player took a big swig, he spat it out all over the dugout. Another story is about a fielder who got confused between left and right field and ran in the wrong direction to catch a ball. As for a third one, a batter once swung at a pitch and his bat flew out of his hands and landed in the stands, narrowly missing a fan.
There was a boy who thought he had to slide every time he reached a base. So, even when he walked to first base, he just dropped and slid. It was really funny. His coach was both amused and had to explain the rules to him later.
Sure. There was a baseball player who once ran so fast to catch a fly ball that he didn't notice the outfield wall was there. He crashed right into it but still managed to hold onto the ball. Another story is about a pitcher who got so nervous during a big game that he threw the ball right over the catcher's head and into the stands.
One story is about a baseball player who tried to slide into home plate but his pants got caught on a fence post near the plate. He was left hanging there, unable to reach the plate and looking extremely silly. His team was laughing so hard they could barely help him.
A very funny major league baseball story involves a player who was so excited after hitting a home run that he forgot to touch all the bases. He just ran around the field celebrating, and the other team had to call for an appeal. By the time he realized his mistake, it was too late and he was called out. It was both funny and a little embarrassing for him, but it's a story that has been told many times in baseball circles.
A methhead tried to wash his clothes in the dishwasher. He thought it was a great idea since it used water and soap. But all he got was a ruined dishwasher and clothes full of soap suds. He couldn't understand why it didn't work.
There was this one time when a young man got on the megabus with a huge backpack that was almost as big as him. He struggled to find a place to put it and ended up with it on his lap for half of the journey. Every time the bus jolted, he would be pushed forward by the backpack, which looked really comical.
Well, there was this one time when an inmate accidentally dyed his hair bright pink while trying to make some homemade ink. He thought he could write secret messages with the stuff he made, but instead, he ended up looking like a flamingo. It was really funny, and all the other inmates couldn't stop teasing him about it.
A really funny 911 call story is about a guy who called because he thought his microwave was trying to communicate with him. It made some beeping sounds that he misinterpreted. Also, there was a person who called 911 because they saw a 'ghost' in their attic. It was just an old sheet that had blown up there. It was quite comical when the operator had to explain that to them.