Tell me 6 word funny stories.
Forgot lunch. Ate paperclip. Gross.
Tell me more funny 5 word stories.
A mouse stole cheese. Ran into a wall. I can just imagine the little mouse, so focused on its prize of cheese, not looking where it was going and then BAM! right into the wall. It must have been quite a shock for the little fella.
Tell me some of the best 100 word funny stories.
A woman was at the zoo. She saw a sign that said 'Giraffe - Tallest Animal'. She then saw an ostrich and thought 'that's a tall bird too'. So she went to the zoo keeper and said 'I think you should change the sign to Giraffe - Tallest Mammal' because she thought the ostrich could be taller. The zoo keeper just stared at her in disbelief.
Tell me a 300 word funny story.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Tim. He went to the zoo with his family. He saw a monkey sitting on a branch. Tim decided to imitate the monkey. He started making funny faces and jumping around. The monkey got so confused that it started imitating Tim instead! It was hilarious. Everyone around them was laughing. Tim's parents were both proud and a bit embarrassed at the same time.
Tell me a funny 4 word story.
Mouse stole cat's food. The little mouse was very cheeky and darted out when the cat wasn't looking, grabbed a piece of the cat's food, and then scurried back to its hole, leaving the cat very confused when it came back.
Tell me a 150 - word funny story about animals.
A dog and a cat were friends. One day, they decided to have a race. The dog was confident. But as soon as the race started, the dog saw a squirrel. He immediately chased the squirrel instead of running the race. The cat, being smarter, just kept going and won the race. When the dog finally remembered the race, he came back and said, 'Hey, that squirrel was a cheater!'
Tell me funny stories.
There's this story about a magician who was performing on stage. He said he would make a rabbit disappear. So he put the rabbit in the hat, waved his wand, and said the magic words. But when he opened the hat, instead of the rabbit, there was a little old lady knitting. She looked up and said, 'Oh, it's much more comfortable in here!'
Tell me the 3 funny stories.
Funny story 1: A dog chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking confused. Funny story 2: There was a man who tried to put on his pants backwards in a hurry. He didn't realize until he got to work and wondered why his pockets were in the wrong place. Funny story 3: A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So she climbed on the roof, trying to reach one with a long stick." , "Answer2": "Well, here are the three funny stories. Story one is about a parrot. This parrot was so smart that it learned to mimic the sound of the alarm clock. One day, the owner was late for work because he thought the parrot was just making noise like usual. The second story involves a baby elephant at the zoo. It saw a puddle and thought it was a big bathtub. So it tried to get in and ended up slipping and falling all over the place. And the last story is that a group of ducks walked into a library. They quacked so loudly that the librarian had to shoo them out." , "Answer3": "Here are the 3 funny stories. The first one is about a cat. This cat saw its reflection in the mirror for the first time. It thought it was another cat and started hissing and pawing at the mirror, trying to scare the 'other cat' away. Another story is of a boy who put on his father's huge shoes. He tried to walk but ended up tripping over his own feet every few steps. It was hilarious. The third funny story is that there was a magician who accidentally made his rabbit disappear into thin air, but he couldn't find it anywhere. He was searching all over the stage while the audience was laughing.
Tell me a really funny 100 word story about animals.
A duck walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'What'll it be?' The duck replied, 'Just some water, thanks.' Then the duck left. The bartender was confused. But then he noticed the duck had left a little present - a quack - shaped puddle on the floor. It was a short but very funny 100 - word animal story.
Tell me more funny stories.
My neighbor once tried to make pancakes. He poured the batter on the pan and went to get some coffee. When he came back, the pancake had spread all over the stove. He said it looked like a modern art piece. Then he tried to flip it with a spatula, but it just stuck everywhere and ended up looking like a gooey mess.
Tell me some funny 2020 stories.
One funny 2020 story was about all the creative ways people found to exercise at home during lockdown. There were videos of people doing yoga with their pets or trying to do home workouts while their kids climbed all over them. It was really hilarious to see how people adapted.