Can you share some car salesman funny stories?

2024-11-02 09:06

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2024-11-02 10:33

There was this one car salesman who was trying to sell a family van. A couple with four kids came in. The kids were running around and being noisy. The salesman said, 'This van is perfect for your family. It has enough space for the kids to run around even when you're on the road!' Everyone burst out laughing, and it actually helped him close the deal.

Can you share some successful car salesman stories?

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2024-11-02 15:16

Sure. There was a car salesman named Jack. He was really good at listening to customers' needs. One day, a young couple came in. They didn't have a large budget but wanted a reliable family car. Jack showed them a pre - owned model that was in great condition. He explained all the features clearly and how it would fit their family life. They were so impressed that they bought it on the spot.

Share some car salesman horror stories.

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2024-11-26 12:12

One horror story is when a car salesman promised a car was in perfect condition. But after the customer bought it, the engine started making strange noises within a week. Turns out, the salesman knew about the engine issue but hid it to make the sale.

Tell me some funny car salesman stories.

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2024-11-14 15:10

There was a car salesman who was showing a convertible to a couple. As he was demonstrating how the top goes down, it got stuck halfway. Instead of panicking, he joked, 'This is a new feature, an in - between top for those days when you're not sure if you want it fully open or closed.' The couple ended up buying the car anyway because they liked his sense of humor.

What are some hilarious car salesman funny stories you know?

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2024-11-02 13:32

A car salesman had a customer who was convinced that a small compact car could tow a large boat. The salesman tried to explain that it was impossible, but the customer wouldn't listen. Finally, the salesman said, 'Sir, if this car could tow your boat, I'd let you tow me along with it!'

Can you share some funny car stories?

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2024-11-12 15:51

Sure. One funny car story is about a man who accidentally drove his car into a small pond while trying to park near a lake. He thought he was on the right track but ended up with his car half - submerged. Another is a family road trip where the GPS led them to a dead - end dirt road in the middle of nowhere and they had to backtrack for miles.

Best Car Salesman Stories: Share Your Experiences

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2024-11-18 19:36

There was this car salesman, Dave. A young couple with a tight budget walked in. Dave could have easily dismissed them as not likely to buy. But he didn't. He showed them some used cars that were in great condition and within their price range. He then worked with the finance department to get them an amazing deal on financing. The couple ended up buying a car and they sent Dave a thank - you card with a photo of them in front of their new car.

What are the most memorable funny car salesman stories you've heard?

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2024-11-14 11:42

I heard about a car salesman who accidentally locked himself in the trunk while demonstrating the car's security system to a customer. He was banging on the trunk and shouting for a while until the customer found the key to let him out. It was really hilarious.

Can you share some funny classic car stories?

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2024-11-25 12:44

There was this classic car that had a really unique paint job. One day, the owner parked it near a park. A group of kids thought it was a car from a movie they saw. They started posing around it like they were action heroes. The owner came out and joined in on the fun, sharing stories about the car's history with the kids.

Can you share some car crash funny stories?

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2024-11-24 06:13

Once, a friend of mine was in a minor fender - bender. He was so shocked that he accidentally honked the horn continuously for a good ten seconds. But instead of getting angry, the other driver started laughing because it was like a comical siren. It broke the tension immediately and they both ended up chatting and sharing a laugh about the whole situation.

Can you share some funny car dealership stories?

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2024-11-23 00:48

Sure. One time at a dealership, there was a customer who came in asking for a car with a really specific shade of blue. The salesman showed him every blue car they had, but the customer was not satisfied. In the end, it turned out he had a pair of blue-tinted sunglasses on and the cars were actually the right color all along.