Tell me some funny bad dad stories.
One time, my dad was in charge of taking me to school. He got distracted by a really cool looking car on the road. Before he knew it, he had missed the turn to my school. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake. But it has become a funny family story now.
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'
Tell me some funny bad luck stories.
Once I was going to an important job interview. I had my resume all printed out neatly. As I got out of the car, a strong gust of wind blew and scattered all my papers everywhere. I was running around trying to catch them, and by the time I got into the building, I was a mess. Needless to say, I didn't get the job.
Tell me some bad driver funny stories.
Once, I saw a bad driver who was so distracted by singing along to a really loud song that he missed his turn completely and ended up in a one - way street going the wrong way. He looked so shocked when he realized his mistake.
Tell me some funny bad vacation stories.
I had a vacation in the mountains. I planned to go hiking every day. But on the first day, I got lost right away. I followed what I thought was the trail but ended up in a really muddy area. My shoes were completely ruined. Then when I finally found my way back to the cabin, I realized I had locked myself out and had to wait for hours until someone could come and let me in.
What are some funny bad dad stories you've heard?
There was a dad who tried to put together a new bookshelf. He was so confident at first. But as he got further into it, he realized he had put some parts on backwards. The bookshelf ended up looking all wonky. His family still teases him about it.
Tell me some funny bad two - sentence horror stories.
I opened the fridge. A severed hand waved at me from the vegetable drawer.
Tell me some 'funny bad two sentence horror stories'.
First sentence: The old doll on the shelf blinked. Second sentence: Then it started to crawl towards me with its broken porcelain limbs.
Tell me more bad luck funny stories.
One time, I was running late for an important meeting. I grabbed my keys and ran to my car. When I got there, I realized I had grabbed my neighbor's keys by mistake. I had to run back, get my own keys, and by the time I got to the meeting, it had already started. It was so unlucky but also kind of funny in hindsight.
Tell me a funny dad joke story.
Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'