Sure. Here's one. Santa was on his way to deliver presents when his sleigh got a flat 'reindeer'. Rudolph joked that he should have checked the sleigh's 'hooves' before leaving. Santa laughed so hard he almost dropped his sack of toys.
Once upon a Christmas, an elf named Bob was in charge of wrapping presents. But he got a bit too creative and wrapped himself up instead. His friends found him struggling inside the wrapping paper and they all had a good laugh. This little accident made their Christmas at the North Pole even more memorable.
Once, a group of kids tried to build a snowman to look like Santa. But they ran out of snow for the belly part, so they used a big red balloon. When the wind blew, the balloon - belly Santa snowman waddled around in a really funny way. It became a neighborhood attraction during Christmas.
Sure. Here's one. Santa was having a bad day. His sleigh broke down right above a small town. He landed on a roof and the chimney was too small for him to fit through. So, he had to knock on the front door like an ordinary person. When the little kid opened the door, he was so shocked to see Santa at the door instead of in the fireplace that he just stared for a full minute before shouting, 'Mom! Santa's here and he's early!'
Once upon a Christmas, a group of elves were in charge of wrapping presents. One elf, who was a bit clumsy, got tangled up in the wrapping paper. He ended up looking like a giant wrapped present himself. His friends had to unwrap him, and they all laughed so hard that they almost forgot to finish the real presents.
There was a town where all the Christmas lights on one street got tangled up into a huge mess. A little boy thought it was a magical web and started to tell all his friends that it was a Christmas spider's web. The whole town soon joined in on the fun and they left the tangled lights as a new Christmas decoration.
Sure. Here is one. Santa was on his way to deliver presents when his sleigh got a flat. The reindeer were panicking, but Santa just laughed and said, 'Well, boys, it looks like we're walking for a bit!' Then he hoisted his big sack of toys onto his back and started trudging through the snow, the reindeer following behind looking very confused.
One funny Christmas story is about a family who decided to make their own Christmas tree ornaments. They got all creative with things like macaroni and glitter. But their dog thought it was a new chew toy. He ran around the house with a glittery macaroni ornament in his mouth, leaving a trail of glitter everywhere. It was a mess but also made everyone laugh.
Sure. One story is about a little boy who was so excited for Santa to come. He left out cookies and milk, but his dog ate them all. When he woke up in the morning, he found the dog sleeping next to an empty plate and said, 'You naughty dog, Santa will think I ate them all!'.
Sure. One story is about Santa Claus getting his beard stuck in the chimney. He wiggled and jiggled so much that when he finally got free, his beard was all askew. It made him look like he had a very wild and crazy new style. And all the elves couldn't stop laughing when they saw him.
Another joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!
There was a Christmas tree in a small town that could talk. It kept complaining about the ornaments being too heavy. Every time someone added a new one, it would grumble in a low voice. The children found it hilarious and would tease the tree by adding more ornaments just to hear it moan.