Can you share some funny crackhead stories?

2024-11-05 14:09

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2024-11-05 18:56

Once I saw a crackhead trying to dance with a street lamp, thinking it was his dance partner. He was twirling around it and talking to it like it could respond.

2024-11-05 18:53

I heard about a crackhead who got on a bus, sat down, and started having an argument with an imaginary person sitting next to him. He was making all these wild gestures and talking really loudly, much to the amusement and confusion of the other passengers.

2024-11-05 14:11

There was this crackhead who thought his reflection in a puddle was another person. He kept yelling at it and trying to splash water on it to 'get it away'. It was both hilarious and a bit sad.

What are the most memorable funny crackhead stories you know?

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2024-11-05 15:15

There was a crackhead who thought he was a superhero. He was running around in a torn shirt and underwear, trying to 'fly' by jumping off low walls. He would shout 'I'm here to save the day!' every time he attempted a jump. It was so absurd but also kind of entertaining to watch from a safe distance.

Can you share some of the 70 funny stories?

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2024-11-10 12:20

Sure. One of the funny stories could be about a dog that chased its own tail thinking it was a strange little creature. It ran around in circles for minutes until it got dizzy and just plopped down, looking very confused.

Can you share some funny stories?

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2024-11-04 12:11

A little boy was asked by his teacher what his father did for a living. He said, 'He's a magician. He can turn the TV into a timeout just by looking at it.' It was so cute and funny.

Can you share some funny will stories?

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2024-11-03 19:33

Sure. There was a man whose will stated that his entire collection of novelty socks should be given to his dog. Every time the dog wore a pair, it looked so hilarious with the socks flopping around as it walked.

Can you share some funny 911 stories?

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2024-11-02 21:25

Sure. One funny 911 story is about a man who called because he thought his neighbor's dog was singing too loudly. He was really serious about it, but it turned out the dog just barked in a strange way that made it seem like it was 'crooning'. The operator had a hard time keeping a straight face.

Can you share some doctors share funny stories?

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2024-11-06 20:46

There was a doctor who shared that he had a patient who was a sleepwalker. One night, the patient walked into the hospital in his pajamas, thinking it was his home. He tried to get into one of the empty beds. When the nurses found him, he was still half - asleep and asking for his breakfast as if he was at home. This story always makes people chuckle.

Can you share some funny stories from 'the register funny stories'?

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2024-11-10 12:37

Sure. There was this one story where a cat chased its own tail thinking it was a new toy. It ran around in circles for minutes, completely oblivious to what it was actually doing. Hilarious!

Can you share some stories from 'funny 2021 stories'?

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2024-11-12 16:22

Sure. One story could be about a dog that accidentally chased its own tail in circles for minutes, thinking it was a new playmate. It was so hilarious as it got dizzier and dizzier but still didn't stop.

Can you share some stories from '2022 funny stories'?

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2024-10-30 19:14

Well, one of the stories was about a man who accidentally put salt instead of sugar in his coffee. The look on his face when he took the first sip was priceless.

Can you share some bowling funny stories?

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2024-11-13 06:57

Well, I heard about a group of friends bowling. One of them thought he could do a fancy spin move while releasing the ball. But he ended up spinning so much that he lost his balance and fell into the lane, with the ball rolling right over his foot. Fortunately, it didn't hurt too much and they all had a great laugh about it later.