longer jokes for adults

Here's one. A man goes to the beach in summer. He sees a sign that says 'Beware of the waves.' So he says to his friend, 'I'm more worried about the seagulls stealing my sandwich!'

One summer day, a man was fishing. He felt a big tug on his line. He was so excited thinking he caught a huge fish. But when he pulled it up, it was just an old boot with a fishbone stuck in it. He laughed and said, 'Well, this is the most interesting catch of the day!'

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

In the search results provided, there were some funny stories about animals, including jokes about cows, snakes, frogs, camels, bees, butterflies, elephants, chickens, donkeys, cats, mice, foxes, squirrels, and other animals. These jokes described the conversations and interactions between animals in a humorous way, bringing some joy and entertainment to people. However, because the search results were incomplete, they could not provide specific joke content.

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

An example of a long joke is as follows: A bird flew into an orchard and saw a sheep lying on the ground, so he asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!" An example of a philosophical joke was as follows: A man ran to the church and asked God,"why did I do bad things?" God replied,"Because your desires are evil." The man replied,"Then what desire do I have if I don't do bad things?" God said,"No." The man asked again,"What should I do?" God replied,"You can try to do something good to offset your desire." An example of a sarcastic joke was as follows: A man went to a bar and got drunk. His friend was very worried about him, so he called him to ask about him. The man replied,"I don't know who I am anymore. I only remember that I was in a bar and I drank a lot of wine." His friend asked,"What should you do now?" The man replied,"Then I'll go to that bar and see if I can get drunk there!"

Here are some recommendations for funny novels: 1. "Comedy Casual Man"(Author: Mr. Jing Xin): This is a funny novel that is called a revolutionary work. The writing style is top-notch, and the joke is from beginning to end. Although the author was a part-time writer, this book was recommended as the first. 2. "The First Chaos in History"(Author: Zhang Xiaohua): This is a classic in the world of comedy. Although the author's later works are not as good as this book, this novel is still full of jokes, making the readers laugh. 3. "The Romance of the University of Science and Technology"(Author: Zhang Tao): Although this prehistoric comedy classic was gradually forgotten, you can still feel its funny power when you read it today. 4. [Otaku Witch (Author: Unknown): This is a funny two-dimensional novel. The main character is a female character. The setting is unique. Almost the entire world is filled with witches.] The protagonist in the story was very talented, but his thoughts were different, which surprised everyone. 5. "The Strongest Anti-Trickery System"(Author: Unknown): This is a novel that focuses on acting cool and being funny. The whole book is full of funny points and makes people laugh. Please note that the above recommendations are for reference only.

A joke story was a short and pithy story that was designed to make people laugh through humor and funny plots. These stories usually contained unexpected twists, funny dialogue, or hilarious plots, and were designed to bring joy and relaxation to people. Among the search results, there were some humorous jokes and short stories that could make people laugh. For example, there was a story about a fat man and a thin man who encountered difficulties while traveling in the mountains. They were so hungry that they couldn't find a restaurant. Finally, the thin man begged the fat man,"Chief, if you don't have a receipt, then you don't..." This story showed the funny encounter between the two people through exaggeration and humor. In addition, there were other jokes and stories, such as a conversation about glutinous rice cakes and dumplings, a story about ants moving, and a conversation between a little boy and a little loli. These jokes and stories were funny and humorous, and people could not help but laugh.

The recommendations for the collection of animal jokes were not clear. The search results mentioned some animal jokes and funny animal novels, but there was no mention of specific joke collections or recommended reading. Therefore, I can't provide specific reading recommendations.

" Celebrating Years " was a drama series with a serious political theme, but there were also many funny moments and funny characters. In the movie, there were some scenes and dialogue that made the audience laugh. For example, when Fan Xian and the Second Prince first met, he thought he was very powerful, but in the end, he appeared very awkward. In order to escape Fan Xian's pursuit, Wang Qinian put on a tearful appearance, but then revealed his true face. The Second Prince wanted to show his respect for his brother, but he didn't understand why the Crown Prince was confused by his actions. There was also Guo Baokun, who confidently picked up people, but was told by Zhao Da that others were not allowed to enter the city. These jokes instantly brought joy and a relaxed atmosphere to the audience. In general, the jokes and funny scenes in "Celebrating Years" added some light elements to the series.