One stupid criminal thought it would be a good idea to rob a convenience store while wearing a shirt with his prison number on it. Of course, he was quickly identified. There was also a burglar who tried to escape through a doggy door but got stuck halfway. He was just there waiting for the police to come. In addition, a thief stole a wallet but left his own ID card in the victim's pocket. Hilarious, right?
A criminal tried to steal a bike that was chained to a pole. Instead of using bolt cutters or something smart, he tried to pull the bike off the pole for hours until the police came. Another one is a guy who robbed a bank and wrote the demand note on the back of his own paycheck. And then there was the idiot who stole a laptop and then logged into his own social media account on it, which led the police straight to him.
One of the best tickle torture stories I know is about a group of friends having a sleepover. One friend was really ticklish on the feet. The others found out and every time he tried to fall asleep, they would gently tickle his feet. He was laughing so hard and begging them to stop. It was all in good fun and created a really memorable night for them all.
There was a Christian couple that decided to go on a mission trip. While on the trip, the husband accidentally put on his wife's oversized mission t - shirt. He didn't realize until they were already out and about, and everyone was giving them strange looks. His wife just laughed and said it was God's way of teaching him humility. They still joke about it to this day.
In a test match, a bowler who was having a tough time getting a wicket sledged the batsman. He said, 'You can't even see my deliveries properly, can you?' The batsman, in a very calm manner, said, 'Oh, I see them just fine. In fact, I'm seeing them all the way to the boundary.' And then he actually hit the next ball for a four.
Well, there was this criminal who painted his face black for a night robbery. But it was a water - based paint and when it started to rain, his face became a mess and he was easily recognized. Also, a man tried to steal a car but didn't realize it was a police decoy car. It was parked right in front of the police station. There was a case where a robber wrote his real name on the ransom note. That was really stupid.
I knew a mental patient who thought he was a radio. He would make static noises and announce the 'news' like 'This is Radio Nutty, and today the weather in the asylum is sunny with a chance of crackers!'. It was really quite humorous how seriously he took his radio - person role.
Some criminals might share their stories through memoirs or autobiographies. They could write about their experiences and motivations.
One real story is about a family who already had two daughters. When they found out the third child was also going to be a girl through illegal sex - determination, they chose to abort the fetus. This is a tragic example of female foeticide, which is driven by the wrong perception that sons are more valuable in some cultures.
Once in Roblox, there was a bully who thought it was funny to steal other players' virtual items. He would run up to newbies and snatch their hard - earned accessories. But one day, a group of kind - hearted players decided to teach him a lesson. They formed a team and whenever the bully tried to steal, they would surround him and make him return the items. It was really hilarious to see the bully's shocked face when he realized he couldn't get away with his mean tricks anymore.
One strange but true war story is about a pigeon in World War II. A pigeon named Cher Ami managed to deliver a crucial message despite being shot and losing an eye. The message it carried saved the lives of many soldiers who were about to be bombarded by their own troops.
The Taco Bell April Fools' prank where they said they had bought the Liberty Bell and were renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell. It was so outlandish that it made headlines. Another funny one was a website claiming that scientists had discovered that cats could now talk, but only to their owners who had a special app.