What are some of the funniest real life jokes stories you've heard?
In an office, a colleague was always forgetting where he put his things. One day, he was looking everywhere for his glasses. He searched his desk, his pockets, and even under his chair. Then he realized he was wearing them all along. He said, 'Well, at least I know they're safe now.' It was a simple but really funny moment in the office.
At a family gathering, my uncle was trying to open a jar of pickles. He struggled for ages, using towels for grip and everything. Finally, he gave up and said, 'These pickles are clearly not meant to be eaten today. They must be on a hunger strike.' It had the whole family in stitches. There's something about the way he just gave up and made that joke that was really funny. And it was a moment that everyone could relate to, because we've all had those times when we just can't open something no matter how hard we try.
What are the funniest real life stories you've heard?
There was a story about a man who tried to ride a unicycle for the first time in a park. He fell over and over again, but each time he got up with this determined look on his face. Finally, he managed to ride a few feet before crashing into a bench. People around were laughing so hard. It was just that kind of clumsy, yet endearing situation that makes for a great funny story.
What are some of the funniest real life marriage stories you've heard?
I heard about a couple who were arguing about who should take out the trash. The husband, trying to be funny, put on a superhero cape and said he was 'Trash - Man' and would save the day. It made the wife laugh so hard that she forgot they were arguing.
What are some of the funniest real life crime stories you've heard?
One funny story is about a pickpocket. He targeted a man on the street. He managed to get the man's wallet but didn't notice that the man was actually a magician. The magician had set up a little trick in his pocket so when the pickpocket took the wallet, confetti and a little flag popped out. The pickpocket was so startled that he dropped the wallet and ran away.
What are some of the funniest real life love stories you've heard?
There's a story of a couple who met at a dog park. Their dogs got into a little tussle over a ball at first. But the two of them started talking while trying to separate the dogs. They ended up falling in love. Their dogs are now like matchmakers for them, and they always joke about how their love story started with a dog fight.
What are the funniest real life comedy stories you've heard?
A story goes that a group of friends were having a picnic. One of them brought a big watermelon. They decided to have a watermelon - eating contest. One guy was so eager that he shoved a huge piece into his mouth. But he couldn't chew it fast enough and his cheeks were bulging like a chipmunk's. Juice was dripping down his chin and everyone was in stitches. They had to help him spit it out in the end.
What are some of the funniest life stories you've heard?
There was this story of a girl who was in a hurry to catch a bus. She ran towards it waving her arms, but when the bus stopped and the doors opened, she realized it was the wrong bus. The driver just looked at her and said 'Nice try' and she had to sheepishly walk away while the other passengers chuckled.
What are some of the funniest real estate stories you've heard?
There was a realtor who accidentally showed a house that was not actually for sale. The potential buyers were really interested until the actual owner came home and was very confused. It was a big mix - up.
What are some of the funniest everyday life stories you've heard?
I heard about a family who decided to have a barbecue. But when they started cooking, they realized they had forgotten the charcoal. So they tried to use some sticks and leaves to start the fire. It created a huge mess and a lot of smoke. Neighbors came out thinking there was a big fire. It was a really funny and chaotic situation. They all ended up ordering pizza instead. There were so many things that went wrong that it became a great story to tell.
What are the funniest idiot life stories you've heard?
Well, I heard about a man who thought that his GPS was a real person talking to him. So when the GPS said 'turn left', he actually replied 'thank you' out loud as if it could hear him. It was really hilarious.
What are some of the funniest it stories you've heard?
There was a story of an IT team that was migrating data. They accidentally moved all the old photos from the company's archive to the CEO's personal folder. The CEO was quite surprised when he opened his folder and saw all those old memories. It made for a very funny situation.