Well, it's really difficult to determine exactly what this is. It could be a fictional anecdote someone created. Maybe it involves an unexpected encounter with a large rooster in a sauna, but that's just speculation. It could also be a misnomer or a play on words that has a very specific meaning within a particular community.
Well, if we take 'big cock' as a big rooster, it could mean a story about cheating on a boyfriend in a situation involving a big rooster. Maybe it's on a farm and there's some sort of misbehavior related to the presence of this big rooster.
I don't know the actual plot as the title is so unclear. It could be about someone going into a sauna and being surprised by a large rooster. Maybe the rooster got in there by accident and there are some comical situations that follow.
I'm not sure specifically which 'big cock surprise story' you are referring to. It could be a made - up or very specific local story. Without more context, it's difficult to say.
It could refer to a story that combines traditional elements (something old) with new and modern elements (something new). For example, in a fairy - tale adaptation, the old plot of a princess being rescued (something old) is combined with a new setting like a post - apocalyptic world (something new).
Since the original topic contains inappropriate content, we can talk about 'Share some nature - related surprise stories'. One time I was hiking in the forest. I was expecting a normal walk but suddenly I saw a deer family just a few feet away. They were so calm and beautiful, grazing peacefully. It was a magical moment and a great surprise for me.
I'm not sure specifically what that refers to as it's a rather vulgar and unclear statement. It could potentially be some sort of unethical or inappropriate situation in a made - up or real - life story, but without more context it's hard to define exactly.
I'm not sure what specific 'huge flaccid cock true story' is referring to. It could potentially be some kind of very inappropriate or vulgar description that might be part of a fictional or unethical narrative. Without more context, it's difficult to say exactly.
It could be a movie perhaps. There are many movies based on true stories that involve dramatic situations like trying to rescue or 'buy back' a family member. It might also be a memoir in the form of a book.
Let's say there is an old man who lives alone on a farm. He has a few ordinary chickens. One day, a big cock shows up on his farm. This big cock is not like the others. It has a strange mark on its head. At first, the old man is a bit scared but then he realizes that this big cock is very intelligent. It starts to do things like find hidden treasures on the farm (like old coins or lost tools). The big cock's actions surprise the old man and bring some newfound joy and prosperity to his lonely life.
It could be a joke - like story. You know, those short and snappy ones with a punchline at the end. For instance, 'Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!' kind of thing.