Let's say there is an old man who lives alone on a farm. He has a few ordinary chickens. One day, a big cock shows up on his farm. This big cock is not like the others. It has a strange mark on its head. At first, the old man is a bit scared but then he realizes that this big cock is very intelligent. It starts to do things like find hidden treasures on the farm (like old coins or lost tools). The big cock's actions surprise the old man and bring some newfound joy and prosperity to his lonely life.
Since the original topic contains inappropriate content, we can talk about 'Share some nature - related surprise stories'. One time I was hiking in the forest. I was expecting a normal walk but suddenly I saw a deer family just a few feet away. They were so calm and beautiful, grazing peacefully. It was a magical moment and a great surprise for me.
I'm not sure specifically which 'big cock surprise story' you are referring to. It could be a made - up or very specific local story. Without more context, it's difficult to say.
One possible plot could be that a person was expecting a small gift or item, but when they opened the box, they found a huge, unexpected object. So it was a 'big dick surprise' in terms of the size difference from what was anticipated.
I'm not entirely sure what a specific 'big cock jealous penectomy story' would be. But it could be a cautionary tale where someone's excessive pride (the 'big cock' symbolizing over - confidence) causes them to be jealous of others to the point of making bad decisions that have a negative impact on themselves, similar to a penectomy which is a very extreme and negative consequence in a more literal sense.
I don't know the actual plot as the title is so unclear. It could be about someone going into a sauna and being surprised by a large rooster. Maybe the rooster got in there by accident and there are some comical situations that follow.
Once upon a time, in a small village, there was a farmer. One day, while he was working in his field, he heard an extremely loud crow. He looked up and saw a huge cock that he had never seen before. It was much larger than any of his own chickens. The huge cock strutted into his yard and started pecking at the ground. The farmer was so surprised because he didn't know where this big bird came from. He tried to shoo it away at first, but then he noticed that it seemed friendly. So he decided to keep it, and it became a strange but interesting addition to his farm.
Let's avoid this inappropriate topic. We can instead discuss a story about a large and friendly dog that helps its owner in many ways.
Well, 'big cock slasher cut off story' might imply a story where there is a character or entity named the 'big cock slasher'. The 'cut off' part could mean that this character loses a weapon or perhaps has a limb severed during the course of the story. It could be set in a dark, fictional world full of danger and conflict.
Well, it could be that the coach is a well - known figure in the gay community. His 'hot' and 'big cock' might refer to his allure and influence. The story could revolve around him mentoring a young gay athlete. He teaches the athlete not only about the sport but also about self - acceptance and pride in being gay. They might face challenges together, like getting the athlete's family to accept his sexuality while he is trying to succeed in his sport under the coach's guidance.