Can you share some absurd meeting stories?
Well, I heard of a meeting where two colleagues got into an argument over whether the office plants should be watered on Mondays or Tuesdays. It was completely absurd as it had nothing to do with the actual meeting agenda.
Sure. Once in a meeting, the presenter was so nervous that instead of presenting the sales figures, he started talking about his cat's favorite toys. Everyone was just looking at him in disbelief.
Can you share some absurd love stories?
Well, here's an absurd love story. A man fell in love with a tree in his backyard. He named the tree, decorated it with lights during festivals and would often sit under it and talk to it as if it could understand him. Also, there was a pair who met in a dream and then spent years trying to find each other in real life, believing that their dream connection was a sign of true love. One more is a story of a person who was in love with their neighbor's dog so much that they tried to court the dog as if it were a human, much to the neighbor's confusion.
Can you share some absurd funny stories?
Once upon a time, a woman decided to dye her hair bright purple for a party. But she accidentally used a fabric dye instead of hair dye. Her hair ended up looking like a strange, stiff purple mess. She went to the party anyway, and everyone thought she was wearing some sort of crazy avant - garde headdress. It was such an absurd situation that it made everyone laugh.
What are the most memorable absurd meeting stories you know?
One time, a guy walked into the wrong meeting room and started giving his presentation. The people in the room were confused at first but then just let him go on for a while before realizing he wasn't supposed to be there. It was hilarious.
Can you share some absurd funny real stories?
Sure. Once, my friend went to a petting zoo. He saw a llama and thought it was a super fluffy dog at first. He started talking to it like it was a dog, asking if it wanted to play fetch. The llama just stared at him blankly, which was both absurd and hilarious.
Can you share the most absurd crazy Karen stories?
At a department store, a Karen got angry because a mannequin was wearing an outfit she thought was inappropriate. She demanded that the store remove the mannequin right away. When the store manager tried to explain that it was a standard display, she refused to leave the store until something was done about it, causing a lot of disruption to other shoppers.
Can you share some meeting funny stories?
Once in a meeting, the boss was very serious talking about new rules. But then a little puppy ran into the room. It belonged to someone in the office building. Everyone's attention shifted and we all ended up playing with the puppy for a while. The boss was left speechless at first but then couldn't help but laugh.
Can you share some funny meeting stories?
Sure. Once at a work meeting, a colleague was presenting and his tie got caught in the projector. As he moved around, the image on the screen started flipping all over the place. It was hilarious.
Can you share an absurd sex story?
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Can you recommend some absurd short stories?
Sure. 'The Lottery' by Shirley Jackson is an absurd short story. It's set in a small town where every year there's a lottery. But instead of winning a prize, the 'winner' gets stoned to death. It shows how blindly following traditions can lead to horrible outcomes.
Can you share some funny safety meeting stories?
Sure. Once in a safety meeting, the safety officer was demonstrating how to use a fire extinguisher. But instead of properly aiming at the 'fire' (which was just a fake setup), he accidentally sprayed the extinguisher all over himself. Everyone burst into laughter while he stood there covered in white powder.