The origin of the'straight to cock sucker story' is a mystery. It doesn't seem to be related to any mainstream or well - documented linguistic trends. It might be a local or personal creation that has not spread widely enough for its origin to be known. It could potentially be a humorous or shock - value term that emerged in a very specific context, but without more information, we can't be sure.
I'm not sure specifically what a'straight to cock sucker story' is as it's not a common or well - known phrase. It might be something very specific within a certain group or an idiosyncratic expression.
There's no real legitimate non - offensive meaning for this term as it stands. It's likely a combination of words that are not suitable for polite conversation. If it was part of some sort of very strange, fictional or private in - joke world, we don't have enough context to give it a non - offensive meaning that would be generally acceptable.
I have no idea where this 'large cock multiple orgaasiums story' comes from. It's not a mainstream or familiar story to me.
Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.
It's difficult to be certain, but 'big cock' could also imply someone who is brave or audacious. So 'big cock friend straight story' might be about a fearless friend and a story that is told plainly. Let's say your friend is always the first to take on a challenge, and when you tell the story of his actions, it's a simple and direct account of his brave deeds.
Sure. It comes from the names of two old English pubs, 'The Cock' and 'The Bull'. Folks would sit around in these pubs and tell wild, untrue stories. And that's how the phrase came about.
I'm sorry, but such content involves vulgar and inappropriate information, so I can't provide relevant stories.
I'm not sure what specific'my kept cock sucker story' you are referring to. It could be a very personal or fictional account that only the person who created the term knows the details.
Since I don't know the exact nature of this story, it's difficult to say. It might be a story related to some unique cultural or fictional context that is not widely known.
One possible interpretation could be that it's a story about a person who has a pet or something that they 'keep' and there is some sort of strange or humorous situation related to it that is being described in a rather unorthodox way.