Another option is 'There is a story about my ex - girlfriend who was large in size and had an affection for roosters.'
We could replace 'cock' with a more general term like 'bird'. So it becomes 'can't stop staring at bird story'. It broadens the concept and removes any potential vulgarity.
We could change it to 'The Insatiable Girlfriend's Big Adventure'. This way it becomes a more positive and family - friendly title.
If we consider 'cock' to mean a rooster in a non - vulgar sense, it could potentially be a story about an ex - girlfriend who has an affinity for roosters, perhaps she likes taking care of them or finds them interesting.
We could say 'A story about a husband's behavior' which is a very general and appropriate way to start. This gets rid of the vulgar part completely and allows for a more positive or at least neutral discussion about a husband - related story.
Another way could be 'The story of being submissive around a standing entity'. This rephrasing focuses on the general idea of submissiveness and a standing thing without using the more controversial words.
Maybe 'The story involving the wife and her neighbor' would be a more appropriate rephrasing.
We could rewrite it as 'She wanted his story'. This way, we remove the ambiguous and potentially inappropriate word 'cock' and just focus on the fact that she was interested in his story.
We could rewrite it as 'Big event disrupts wife's story'. This way it gets rid of any potentially offensive or inappropriate connotations and still conveys the idea of something significant having an impact on the story related to a wife.
We can make it a story about a young artist. He might be really advanced for his age in terms of his creativity. His ideas are so big and bold that we could metaphorically say he has a'monster cock' in the sense that his creative output is far beyond what's expected for his age. For example, he creates large and complex sculptures when other kids his age are still drawing simple pictures.
We could rewrite it as 'Girl pleads with guy to do an unappealing task story'.