What are the most memorable funny pen and paper cringeworthy stories you've heard?
A story I heard was about a guy who wrote a love letter on paper to his crush using the cheesiest lines ever. Stuff like 'Your eyes are like stars that make my pen quiver.' It was so cringeworthy but also kind of funny in its own way.
I once saw a child's drawing on paper. They were trying to draw their family but made everyone look like blobs with stick - like arms and legs. And they used a pen to write the names of family members on top of the blobs. It was so simple yet so cringeworthy and funny. The way the child was so proud of their creation while it was such an odd - looking piece of art made it even more interesting.
Well, at a creative writing workshop, someone read out a story they wrote on paper. It was about a superhero whose power was to turn into different office supplies. The hero would transform into a pen and write his way out of danger. The whole concept was so strange and the execution was a bit clumsy, making it both funny and cringeworthy. They described how the superhero - pen would scribble on the villains until they surrendered. It was really a unique and hilarious story.
Tell some funny pen and paper cringeworthy stories.
I remember in a classroom, a student was writing a story on paper. He was trying to be super creative and made the main character a talking frog. But the way he described the frog's adventures was so over - the - top and cheesy that it was both funny and cringeworthy. For example, the frog kept doing flips while talking in rhymes. It was really a sight to behold.
What are the most memorable funny work stories you've heard?
A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.
What are the most memorable funny rpg stories you've heard?
One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.
What are the most memorable funny walking stories you've heard?
A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.
What are the most memorable funny buffet stories you've heard?
There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.
What are the most memorable funny server stories you've heard?
I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.
What are the most memorable funny waitress stories you've heard?
I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.
What are the most memorable funny confession stories you've heard?
A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.
What are the most memorable funny party stories you've heard?
A friend told me about a party where they played a game of 'Who Am I?'. One person had the name of a really obscure historical figure. Instead of giving normal clues, he started making up crazy things like 'I have a pet unicorn'. It made the whole game chaotic and super funny.
What are the most memorable funny school stories you've heard?
Once, there was a school-wide competition for the best school uniform design. One student came up with a design that was so outlandish. It had huge ruffles and bright neon colors. When he modeled it on stage, everyone was shocked at first, but then couldn't stop laughing. The judges had a hard time keeping straight faces too.