Do you have any smoking crack funny stories to share?
Well, once a guy thought smoking crack would make him a great singer. He started singing at the top of his lungs in the middle of the street. His voice was so off - key and his moves were so wild that everyone was just staring and laughing. It was like he was in his own crazy concert.
A group of friends were hanging out and one of them had just smoked crack. He started seeing things and thought the lamp was a dancing alien. He started doing a goofy dance to 'greet' the 'alien' and his friends couldn't stop laughing at his strange behavior.
There was this incident where a person smoked crack and then tried to cook. He ended up mixing all kinds of random things together, like putting salt in the coffee maker and trying to make a 'new type of drink'. His confused face as he tasted his creation was hilarious.
What are some of the most memorable smoking crack funny stories?
One time, a person smoked crack and started talking to a broom as if it was his long - lost friend. He was telling it all his secrets and asking for advice. His friends watched in disbelief and then burst out laughing when he started hugging the broom.
Do you have any funny stories to share?
A woman was singing in the shower at the top of her lungs. She thought she sounded amazing. But when she got out, she found out that her window was open and her neighbors had been listening the whole time. They all had big smiles on their faces.
Is there any relation between crack smoking and health problems?
There is a definite relation. Crack smoking is associated with numerous health problems. The chemicals in crack can cause blood vessels to constrict, which is dangerous for overall circulation. It can also lead to malnutrition because it suppresses appetite. And on a social level, those who smoke crack often have a hard time maintaining normal relationships and employment, which further impacts their well - being.
Share some funny weed - smoking stories.
Once, my friend thought he could hide his weed - smoking from his parents by using a vaporizer in his bathroom. But he accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The whole family panicked, thinking there was a fire. When they found out it was just the vapor, he got in so much trouble. It was hilarious in a way.
Can you share some funny quit smoking stories?
A woman wanted to quit smoking. She made a deal with herself that every time she wanted a cigarette, she had to do 10 jumping jacks. One day at work, she suddenly had a strong craving. So there she was, in the middle of the office, doing jumping jacks. Her colleagues were both confused and amused. But this funny routine helped her gradually reduce her dependence on cigarettes.
Do you have any funny craps stories to share?
Once, I was at a casino and this guy was so excited to roll the dice in craps. He yelled out some crazy bet numbers and then threw the dice. They bounced all over the table and landed on a double one. He just laughed and said 'Well, that's one way to start!'
Do you have any poop funny stories to share?
Well, there was this time at a camping trip. A friend of mine thought he saw a bear in the bushes while he was in the makeshift outhouse. He panicked and ran out with his pants half - down. We all had a good laugh.
Do you have any funny hearing stories to share?
Sure. Once I was in a library and I heard a guy whispering to himself while reading a really funny part of a book. He was trying so hard not to laugh out loud that he made these strange snorting sounds. It was hilarious.
Do you have any funny payroll stories to share?
Well, there was this one time at my old job. The payroll system got hacked, and instead of getting our regular pay, everyone received a random amount. Some got more, some got less. It was chaos for a while until they sorted it out. There were a lot of mixed emotions in the office that day.
Do you have any funny Walmart stories to share?
Sure! Once I saw a little kid at Walmart who thought the shopping carts were race cars. He was zooming around the aisles making 'vroom vroom' noises while his mom chased after him, looking both exasperated and amused.