Share some funny weed - smoking stories.
There was this time when a guy tried to roll a joint while walking down the street. He was so focused on it that he walked straight into a lamppost. His joint flew out of his hands and he just stood there looking dazed. Everyone around him couldn't help but laugh at his clumsiness. It was a classic funny weed - smoking story.
Once, my friend thought he could hide his weed - smoking from his parents by using a vaporizer in his bathroom. But he accidentally set off the smoke alarm. The whole family panicked, thinking there was a fire. When they found out it was just the vapor, he got in so much trouble. It was hilarious in a way.
Funny smoking weed stories
One time, my friend thought he could talk to the plants while smoking weed. He started having a full conversation with a potted plant in the corner, asking it how its day was. It was hilarious as he really seemed to believe the plant was responding with its leaves rustling.
Funny first time smoking weed stories
Well, one of my friends thought it was like smoking a regular cigarette. He took a huge puff and then started coughing uncontrollably. His face turned red and we couldn't stop laughing.
Funny getting caught smoking weed stories
Well, once my friend thought he was being super sneaky smoking weed in his room. But he didn't realize that the smoke alarm was also a carbon monoxide detector. It went off and his whole family came running. His mom was so mad when she smelled the weed. He just stood there with this goofy look on his face, not knowing what to say.
Funny non - smoking weed - related stories
I went to a fair and there was a man trying to win a stuffed animal at a ring - toss game. He was so determined but had the worst aim. He ended up throwing the rings all over the place, even hitting the booth attendant by accident. We all had a good chuckle at his expense.
Share some funny weed stories.
Well, once my friend thought he could plant weed seeds in his little garden. But he didn't know much about it. He watered it every day like crazy. In the end, all he got was some really strange - looking plants that were not even close to what he expected. It was hilarious.
What are some smoking weed horror stories?
There was a person who smoked weed and then had a really bad panic attack. They felt like they were losing control, their heart was racing, and they couldn't breathe properly. It was a terrifying experience that made them never want to touch weed again. The paranoia that came with it was overwhelming. They thought people were out to get them and they were in a very unsafe environment even though they were just in their own home.
What are some of the best smoking weed stories?
I remember this one time at a music festival. We were all smoking weed and dancing to the amazing beats. The combination of the music, the weed, and the positive energy of the crowd made it an unforgettable experience. We met so many new people and had the best time just grooving and sharing joints.
What are some smoking weed at school stories?
Smoking weed at school is extremely inappropriate and illegal. However, I've heard some sad stories where students who got involved in this were expelled from school, ruining their academic futures. It also led to problems with their health and relationships with peers and teachers.
Share some funny paranoia weed stories.
Well, once my friend smoked weed and he became paranoid that his shoes were trying to run away from him. He spent like half an hour chasing his shoes around the room, convinced they had a mind of their own. It was hilarious.
Share some funny weed brownie stories.
Once, my friend thought a weed brownie was just a regular brownie. He ate a whole one and then started giggling uncontrollably at the sight of a squirrel. He said the squirrel looked like it was wearing a tuxedo and doing a little dance. It was hilarious to watch him.